My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

From the New World
Joined February 2009
me making good tweets and delivering wisdom to my followers on twitter dot com
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well, new twitter is actually unusable, so I guess this is goodbye
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people used to use the word "paroxysm" a lot more, I only ever saw it on a Magic card before I started trolling Project Gutenberg
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Fakey Fakeson retweeted
tfw no hand-held gf to hug loosely
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LF was like the start of a horror movie, where some kids carelessly fucking around accidentally awoke an ancient evil
semantics are an occasionally-functional heuristic for estimating beliefs from mouth noises
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Highly recommended for fans of rock, paper, and/or scissors. "Intelligent" or "rational" or whatever who cares, it's good shit
This is a quickly-drawn manga about a paper-scissors-rock tournament. It was upvoted to 127 points on /r/rational and is the most intelligent manga I've read in years. mangadex.org/chapter/582800/…
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Maybe monarchy just can't work in the era of deepfakes, when any jerkoff with an AI can generate a simulacrum of a royal proclamation
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Say what you like about faceless bureaucracy, at least it doesn't have a face you can steal.
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set visual studio to download overnight, just discovered I downloaded the 1MB downloader which downloads the 20GB actual program when run
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Fakey Fakeson retweeted
The tension is easily resolved if you recognize that the democratic process should not, in fact, have ultimate control over nearly anything.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 THIS SPACE OWNZED BY FREEDOM OF SPEECH KREW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
the trouble with playing videogames in the nude is that it precludes the wearing of lucky gamer socks
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I've slept thru the alarm once ever, but that's enough to add it to the list of things to toss and turn about when I have to get up early
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dodged a lot of bullets today, bizarre when the worst possible thing fails to happen. let's keep this momentum and not sleep thru the alarm
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Fakey Fakeson retweeted
I don't think you could pick a more fitting mascot to tell me about microtransactions than kyubey honestly
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I haven't watched television in I guess like 3 years, it seems there has been some convergent evolution
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this guy on NBC gesticulating at a graph of Trump's approval rating and speaking with the energy and cadence of a bitcoin hot tip youtube
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Fakey Fakeson retweeted
have you seen the governments user agreement its billions of pages long you have to hire professionals at hundreds of dollars per hour to understand it if you violate it they put you in a cage steal your kids or shoot you and there's no opt out
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people who think respect is free because they're used being indulged. like a kid running a bitcoin miner on his parents' electric bill