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India
Joined June 2009
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Can I pin this tweet? Doc knocks this out of the park.'Bollywood ka McAfee'
Replying to @Biorahul
Mudda chahe kuch bhi ho, Bollywood ka McAfee banke pahunch jaate ho! Chalo ab Akki ke liye bhi ek daal do! Dono side khush ho jaaenge
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how I imagine cyclone arnab to look like:
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People were abusing Veg carbsloppers yesterday. Behold we got our meat eating glutton today
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One year since the greatest edit in Cricket Twitter history. You can watch this on loop. And never tire of this ❤️
One of the greatest days in Indian cricket history against all odds, a run chase never done before you had to be there ❤️ #OTD
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Puneri pani puri wala from sadashiv peth 😜😜😜 @curlykrazy07
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your girl wrote code for generating images for this satellite. about me: kriyanshii.github.io/
⏩️ 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗖𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗯 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗢'𝘀 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗧-𝟯𝗗𝗦 𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲 🌀 Cyclone Arnab was a very severe class cyclonic storm that made landfall on Andhra Pradesh on the early hours of 28 October 2026. It was extensively imaged by India's Geostationary satellite fleet including the INSAT-3DS meteorological satellite that imaged it at roughly 30 minute intervals to allow Indian authorities to track the cyclone live and take precautionary safety measures.
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If I am in Germany, I prefer being with Indians than hunt for Malayalees.
Malayali Hindus (except Sanghis) prefer to associate with Malayali Christians rather than non-Malayali Hindus. Explanation: If I visit Germany and need any help, I would first approach a Malayali association rather than a Hindu association.
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Atapi and Vatapi
THESE TWO WOMEN INVENTED "SMASH THE BRAHMINICAL PATRIARCHY" SLOGAN. Can you guess their names?
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Highest monthly turnover in our history. By a mile. Still feels surreal after this years bumpy journey. Grateful for our team that made this happen. God is Great 🙏🏾♥️
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The simple idea of India being an autocratic democracy where freedom of speech is curtailed, people are jailed, and reformers are jailed is an excuse to bring in the White Saviour, undermining our institutions. Does the Opposition want a Venezuela-like solution?
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The simple idea of India being an autocratic democracy where freedom of speech is curtailed, people are jailed, and reformers are jailed is an excuse to bring in the White Saviour, undermining our institutions. Does the Opposition want a Venezuela-like solution?
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Berlin die Hauptstadt Deutschlands ist gefallen. Angela Merkel freut sich.
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If St. Chavara were alive in the Kerala of today, instead of schools and grander churches, he would be setting up IT parks and general office space on Church land, since he would have the common sense to know what Kerala really needs.
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We export IT services and nobody blinks anymore. Now we're exporting infrastructure. Indus Towers is already earning from Zambia and Uganda, Nigeria is next, selling the one-tower-many-operators model it built here. And we built it out of poverty, not genius. Too many operators, too little money per tower, so sharing became the only way to survive. That constraint is now a product someone in Africa pays for. The interesting bit isn't the towers. It's that India's cheapest workarounds, the UPI rails, the frugal pharma, the shared-infra telecom, are starting to travel better than our premium stuff. We keep waiting to export the fancy thing. The scrappy thing left first.
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Read this thread.
In March 2012 India paid about $124 for a barrel of crude. In rupees, that was about ₹6,200. This October India paid about $120. In rupees, that’s about ₹11,450. A lower dollar price, but almost double the rupee price. Read the next tweet.
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In March 2012 India paid about $124 for a barrel of crude. In rupees, that was about ₹6,200. This October India paid about $120. In rupees, that’s about ₹11,450. A lower dollar price, but almost double the rupee price. Read the next tweet.
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MAGAs comming out in numbers to deboard Indians availing wheelchair facility on a flight.
You will now see Indians at every airport abusing the free wheelchair service to get pushed to their destination and receive priority boarding. The scamming never ends!
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Powering India’s artillery dominance! Mumbai-based Balu Forge has commissioned a 100% indigenous, fully automated production line capable of manufacturing 360,000 large-calibre empty artillery shells annually. Built with robotics, this massive output strengthens Aatmanirbhar defence and fuels global ammunition exports! 🇮🇳💥🏭
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Wasn't HFCL Sukhram's telecom scam-tainted company? @UJJAVALSHAH2
Madam @menakadoshi conveniently glosses over the illegal takeover of the firm of Mahendra Nahata ( of HFCL fame ) by Mukesh Ambani. Nahata had surprisingly n successfully bid for 4G licence. Although his company net-worth was not qualifying him to bid. This forced takeover/ merger of Nahata’s firm Infotel Broadband Services Pvt Ltd itself was in violation of DoT regulations. Also the illegal telephone exchange routing ISD calls n operated by Reliance Telecom Ltd ( RTL ) bypassing Tata’s VSNL is also not mentioned in this paid piece by madam.
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Bro forgot that Ai exist. Thanks to @grok for this chart. Please retweet.
🤖 Made with AI
Adani-fication of India: 2014–2025
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