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Joined April 2009
To the people of Ukraine, the women of Iraq and Afghanistan and all Davids facing Goliaths. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - I Won't Back Down (Official Music Video) youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA via @YouTube
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This story is about the real Christmas miracle ✨ Last year, a soldier with the callsign Sokyra (Axe) wrote to Santa and asked for nothing for himself. He asked for toys for Ukrainian children instead. This year he wrote to us again with the same request.
A Ukrainian defender asked for a Christmas miracle - not for himself, but for Ukrainian children. And we did our best to make his dream come true ⬇️ This is Sokyra. He took part in our Secret Santa project and wrote a deeply sincere letter to Santa. His wish was simple: “I understand this is difficult, but I would like my brothers to receive cars for the unit. However, that is too expensive. So instead, I would like people to buy many toys and distribute them to our children. That would truly bring a festive spirit. Thank you very much"...
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Another announcement! This is a gift of @iamundertow's Tribble PFPs to his favourite cause, @coastoflife_od. This gift includes all Tribble PFPs made or modified for @iamundertow.
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When the hell did we become a sanctuary country for fascist?
🔴 News - Flavio Bolsonaro has fled Brazil and is flying to the United States, a U.S. official tells Reuters
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🥺 Ukrainian rescuers saving cats in Kramatorsk, which unfortunately has been devastated recently by drones and massive Russian glide bombs. The Hachiko team relocated to Kharkiv because it's too dangerous to be there now, and even food deliveries have stopped.
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How you doin? Benny says he's the sexiest cat alive. Look at that smolder.
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🤬 RUSSIAN STRIKE HITS APARTMENT BUILDING IN KHARKIV, TRAPPING RESIDENTS INSIDE, Mayor Ihor Terekhov reported. At least two people have been injured, including a 4-year-old boy. 📷 State Emergency Service
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Men like Ruslan are why Ukraine will win. Putin nor trump understand they aren't fighting for Zelensky, they are fighting for Ukraine.
It’s hard to retweet, but it’s a reality of the war, reality of defending homeland
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Fellas, this happened thanks to your help🫶
October 2026: 56th brigade received a pickup🫶
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Noah Wyle is cute.... for your consideration... Jensen Ackles
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Last year I was able to donate $10k to the animal shelter with the proceeds from Gregory’s calendar. Right now I’m trending to match that despite a significant increase in my costs this year! If you want to help, the Cosmic Gregory calendar makes the perfect gift :)
I’ve officially started to ship out my calendar preorders! Gregory and I have been hard at work 😸 If you want yours hand-signed (or “paw” signed) make sure you get your order in before the preorder window ends in 4 days! Get yours: cosmicbackground.io/products…
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The number of people injured in the Russian strike on a university campus and the surrounding area yesterday evening has risen to 12. Five of them are students and university staff. While emergency services were helping people and dealing with the aftermath of the first strike, the Russians used ballistic missiles again. In total, 16 ballistic missiles were launched overnight. More than 280 drones as well. Tragically, there have been casualties and hits in Kyiv, including on the South Bridge. A serious escalation in Russia’s operation against our logistics. There were also strikes on the Kyiv, Vinnytsia, Zaporizhzhia, Dnipro, Kharkiv, Odesa, Chernihiv, Sumy, Donetsk, Kherson, and Chernivtsi regions. Almost everywhere, Russia’s targets were the energy sector, logistics, and ordinary urban infrastructure. The artificial and prolonged delays in the delivery of interceptor packages for Patriot and NASAMS systems, which unfortunately have occurred recently, are directly helping Russia achieve the objectives of its terrorist campaign. Every such delay means another Russian strike on one facility or another. Unfortunately, strikes are taking place every day. Russia is constantly taking new steps toward escalation. Pressure on Russia and real support for Ukraine are needed to change the situation. I thank everyone who truly supports our efforts to protect lives and understands the importance of support packages arriving on time. We must bring peace closer and save lives. Thank you to everyone who stands with Ukraine!
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Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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We need your help
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Reminder that Nicki Minaj, born Onika Tanya Maraj, says she came here illegally at age five and is married to a convicted sex offender. But MAGA wants to lose its fucking mind over Ilhan Omar’s name.
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Get out and vote!! Do it early, it's easy.
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Reminder: my mummy is in Twitter jail, so I’ve taken over with my fluffy-paws fundraiser mission 🌝 We need your help
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On the evening of October 26, a russian attack damaged a university building, dormitories and residential buildings in Kyiv’s Desnianskyi district. One person was 💔 and 12 others were injured.
Young students in Kyiv were kіІІеd while running for shelter💔 They were trying to save their lives. They deserved to live, to dream, to grow old, to have a future. russia has once again taken innocent lives.
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People from Oleshky who wish to return to Ukrainian-controlled territory will first be taken to Crimea or Russia, according to FT sources‼️ At this point, we can only brace ourselves for a massive Russian propaganda campaign, legitimized on the international stage by Newsmax's presence. Everyone must understand what kind of interviews people will give to the media under occupation, being within the grasp of the same regime that invaded their home, held them hostage and almost starved to death. And how this wave of people going to russia is going to be presented. ​It is sad, very sad, but people must be saved.
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It's Black Cat Day.... celebrate the voids
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