building @ZEITFinance & @autonomous_af market microstructure | structured products habitual linestepper.

Joined October 2013
People had a problem and thought: ‘Hey, let’s use distributed systems to solve this problem!’ Now they have 2^n problems…
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ZEIT Finance is aware of the php2shell RCE, the eMudhra (emSign) CA private key compromise, and Node.js CVE-2026-111497 & related advisories. As of this morning: • All systems and runtimes are patched, secured, and protected • All funds remain strictly non-custodial and safe • Network-level access restrictions have been tightened and audited • The Team are actively monitoring across all infrastructure Stay safe out there ZEIT
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You asked about Smart orders, so here they are 🦎 Smart order agents get you the best price there is by executing your trade smartly. Instead of market buying and eating a lot of slippage they tail the orderbook and nab the best offers as they come in. Watch the video, and learn more at polyguana.net/info/smart-ord…
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Polyguana is aware of the php2shell exploit, eMudhra (emSign) CA leak & Node.js CVE-2026-111497. Don't care. Because - we do NOT use PHP - we do NOT use Indian root certificates (not even in our packages) Points distributing as expected & Still the cheapest prices in prediction markets
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Republican. Democrat. Conservative. MAGA. Iguana. 🦎 Whoever you are, trade the Midterms with the absolute best UX, lowest fees, and full aggregation across @Polymarket, @Kalshi, @trylimitless , and @HyperliquidX HIP-4 Stop overpaying on spreads. Watch the demo 👇
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PolyPoints Distribution #1 is out 🦎 10,000 PolyPoints sent, covering activity since launch: -- 20% (2,000) to trading, by dollar volume -- 80% (8,000) to Earn deposits, by dollar value held per hour Get yours now: polyguana.net/points
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Skin-in-the-game is the ultimate moat, but a brutal mass-market social graph. When we built ZEITFinance (prediction vaults where your token = your track record), we ran straight into human nature: people love illusion. Today’s social media works because it lets plebs pretend to be kings. Quantifying risk only benefits the few who already win. Directionally 100% with Se Yong, but for a risk-based social graph to scale, we have to design incentives that make the losing 99% want to play too
in a post-AI world... ur social capital will be worth everything
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You asked: is my money safe on Polyguana? Fair question. So we made a video 🐢 -- Deposits only ever pay back to the account that made them -- The vault code can't be upgraded -- Withdrawals can't be paused -- Your trading wallet comes from Privy (owned by Stripe). We never see your private key -- The source is verified on the explorer. Give it to your own AI and ask what could go wrong Nothing in crypto is risk-free, but we did our best. polyguana.net/points/guide
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Europe .. Remind you of what the UAE Foreign Minister said a decade ago! Just in case you forgot (which you obviously did) !
🔴🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO - L’OFFICE DU TOURISME À LYON EST EN FEU
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Migrants in Europe be like: “Sorry, I can’t talk on the phone right now, I’m at home. I’ll call you back when I’m on public transport.”
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Self custody is not “the entire point” of crypto. The entire point of crypto is transferring money from a16z lps to former dropshippers
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What a terrible taste in watches
Richard Heart was arrested in Istanbul earlier today. I warned $HEX and $PULSE holders repeatedly over the years. I hope at least some of them listened. xitter.cf/willwademadeit/status/…
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It’s actually 28€
Nvidia will announce $28 of AI investments in Europe this week $NVDA
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Peter Thiel: the only moat left is being a little bit sexist, racist, or just really funny. Everybody else will get replaced.
Technical moats are mostly over at this point. If you’re building something that is meant to be durable, the only moats now are: • Proprietary data • Network effects • A physical component
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Happy Columbus Day!
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I said it once, and I say it again. 1. Modafinil 2. ZYN 3. Celsius Is the holy trinity
COGNITIVE ENHANCEMENT TIER LIST
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Effective altruist meeting: Dagestani version
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it’s clear we need to retire the term vibe coding because the models now produce better architecture & way more coherent code than an average software engineer. perhaps even better than top software engineers too because unlike a human, ai has a much much larger context window. this ain’t vibe coding at all. it’s precision engineering.
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exactly 1 year later, we are getting $Poly ! Polymarket won't ever airdrop, but Polyguana will do it the project is looking insanely bullish *NO VCs* *NO insiders* meaning they can actually create value for early adopters instead of dumping on them to pay their investors this gives me early hyperliquid vibes - cross venues trading - 0 fees - passive yield on your cash balance (you gain interest even when not trading) - no insiders, no team allocation, everyone on the same standard - guaranteed airdrop after the point season ends their are also on path to become HIP-4 proposer when enough $kHYPE is gathered through deposits and add their own markets I think it will print so here is my referral link, sign up with it so I can retire when they airdrop polyguana.net/i/WZXNESPQ
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