
building @ZEITFinance & @autonomous_af market microstructure | structured products habitual linestepper.
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People had a problem and thought:
‘Hey, let’s use distributed systems to solve this problem!’
Now they have 2^n problems…
Ivan retweeted
ZEIT Finance is aware of the php2shell RCE, the eMudhra (emSign) CA private key compromise, and Node.js CVE-2026-111497 & related advisories.
As of this morning:
• All systems and runtimes are patched, secured, and protected
• All funds remain strictly non-custodial and safe
• Network-level access restrictions have been tightened and audited
• The Team are actively monitoring across all infrastructure
Stay safe out there
ZEIT
Ivan retweeted
You asked about Smart orders, so here they are 🦎
Smart order agents get you the best price there is by executing your trade smartly. Instead of market buying and eating a lot of slippage they tail the orderbook and nab the best offers as they come in.
Watch the video, and learn more at polyguana.net/info/smart-ord…
Ivan retweeted
Polyguana is aware of the php2shell exploit, eMudhra (emSign) CA leak & Node.js CVE-2026-111497.
Don't care. Because
- we do NOT use PHP
- we do NOT use Indian root certificates (not even in our packages)
Points distributing as expected & Still the cheapest prices in prediction markets
Ivan retweeted
Republican. Democrat. Conservative. MAGA. Iguana. 🦎
Whoever you are, trade the Midterms with the absolute best UX, lowest fees, and full aggregation across @Polymarket, @Kalshi, @trylimitless , and @HyperliquidX HIP-4
Stop overpaying on spreads. Watch the demo 👇
Ivan retweeted
PolyPoints Distribution #1 is out 🦎
10,000 PolyPoints sent, covering activity since launch:
-- 20% (2,000) to trading, by dollar volume
-- 80% (8,000) to Earn deposits, by dollar value held per hour
Get yours now: polyguana.net/points
Skin-in-the-game is the ultimate moat, but a brutal mass-market social graph.
When we built ZEITFinance (prediction vaults where your token = your track record), we ran straight into human nature: people love illusion. Today’s social media works because it lets plebs pretend to be kings.
Quantifying risk only benefits the few who already win.
Directionally 100% with Se Yong, but for a risk-based social graph to scale, we have to design incentives that make the losing 99% want to play too
Ivan retweeted
You asked: is my money safe on Polyguana?
Fair question. So we made a video 🐢
-- Deposits only ever pay back to the account that made them
-- The vault code can't be upgraded
-- Withdrawals can't be paused
-- Your trading wallet comes from Privy (owned by Stripe). We never see your private key
-- The source is verified on the explorer. Give it to your own AI and ask what could go wrong
Nothing in crypto is risk-free, but we did our best.
polyguana.net/points/guide
Ivan retweeted
Europe .. Remind you of what the UAE Foreign Minister said a decade ago! Just in case you forgot (which you obviously did) !
Ivan retweeted
Self custody is not “the entire point” of crypto. The entire point of crypto is transferring money from a16z lps to former dropshippers
What a terrible taste in watches
Richard Heart was arrested in Istanbul earlier today.
I warned $HEX and $PULSE holders repeatedly over the years.
I hope at least some of them listened. xitter.cf/willwademadeit/status/…
It’s actually 28€
Nvidia will announce $28 of AI investments in Europe this week $NVDA
Ivan retweeted
Peter Thiel: the only moat left is being a little bit sexist, racist, or just really funny. Everybody else will get replaced.
it’s clear we need to retire the term vibe coding because the models now produce better architecture & way more coherent code than an average software engineer.
perhaps even better than top software engineers too because unlike a human, ai has a much much larger context window.
this ain’t vibe coding at all. it’s precision engineering.
Actually bullish.
.@CFTC Issues Interim Final Rule Excluding Certain Activity from the Definition of Swap: cftc.gov/PressRoom/PressRele…
Ivan retweeted
exactly 1 year later, we are getting $Poly !
Polymarket won't ever airdrop, but Polyguana will do it
the project is looking insanely bullish
*NO VCs*
*NO insiders*
meaning they can actually create value for early adopters instead of dumping on them to pay their investors
this gives me early hyperliquid vibes
- cross venues trading
- 0 fees
- passive yield on your cash balance (you gain interest even when not trading)
- no insiders, no team allocation, everyone on the same standard
- guaranteed airdrop after the point season ends
their are also on path to become HIP-4 proposer when enough $kHYPE is gathered through deposits and add their own markets
I think it will print so here is my referral link, sign up with it so I can retire when they airdrop
polyguana.net/i/WZXNESPQ




















