wait/what “Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.” -Samuel Beckett
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that was one where you 100% expected the #chiefs to pull the rabbit out of the hat and they didn't😲
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Happy Halloween. I'm dressing as a Congressional Bill so I never have to leave the house.
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Calling your tour Come and Take It and then retreating from the Alamo is the funniest possible thing this man could do
Texas Tribune: Ken Paxton appears to cancel final rally of his “Come and Take It” tour at the Alamo
Paxton’s campaign initially said he would close his get-out-the-vote push at the landmark.
texastribune.org/2026/10/31/…
😲 anyone have her number? 🤳
Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago tmz.com/2026/10/30/bill-beli…
um, OK, little bit of a weird situation here, somebody just did something extremely nice and generous for me and I’m kind of freaking out about it, it’s way outside my comfort zone, please tell me this is OK
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The 10-year database architecture cycle:
2015: SQL is obsolete. Schemas are too rigid. Put everything in NoSQL JSON documents.
2018: Wait, we need to join users and orders. Let's write a 400-line nested loop in JavaScript to join them in RAM.
2021: Wait, if the server crashes halfway through the loop, we lose money. We need ACID transactions.
2026: Quietly puts everything back in PostgreSQL and never speaks of it again.
Trump/Vance kinda doing bad cop/good cop routine...
BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance has offered to meet Iran’s Supreme National Security Council Secretary Mohsen Rezaee to directly negotiate an end to the war, according to WaPo. Washington views Rezaei, which U.S. intelligence says maintains close ties to Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, as the key figure capable of securing a nuclear agreement. A meeting could take place in Istanbul or Doha. Although Tehran welcomed the outreach, there is no indication it has softened its nuclear negotiating position.
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Look at the contrast:
Binance loses billions:
- Coinbase manually blocks addresses
- Tether and Circle freeze billions in 60 minutes
- Ripple and World Liberty coordinate in group chats
- Executives hug it out on X
A normal user loses $50k to an approval scam:
- "Blockchain transactions are irreversible, anon"
- "Code is law"
- "Have you considered reading the contract bytecode?"
- Zero help from stablecoin issuers
Decentralization for the peasants, emergency bailouts and centralized freezes for the tier-1 cartel.
There are two crypto industries, and you’re not in the protected one.
Our team is doing everything we can to support in the current situation, including blocking sends to compromised wallets. We've also reached out to Binance to offer our help.
Moments like this call for the industry to work together. Openly sharing any useful information and helping to protect customers should come first, regardless of which platform they use. If you can do anything to help, please do!
Crypto has been through many tough times, and has always come out stronger on the other side. This won’t be any different.
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My sources are telling me Ken Paxton is in a mental health facility
ABC 7 News: Ken Paxton cancels planned El Paso rally days before Election Day
abc7amarillo.com/news/nation…
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Weird time to be checking himself into a mental health facility but things must be dire.
ABC 7 News: Ken Paxton cancels planned El Paso rally days before Election Day
abc7amarillo.com/news/nation…
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I’ve heard from very reliable sources that Ken Paxton has checked himself into a mental health facility in Ohio…
ABC 7 News: Ken Paxton cancels planned El Paso rally days before Election Day
abc7amarillo.com/news/nation…
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“First they came for matrix multiplication
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin did not use matrices
Then they came for Navier–Stokes
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin does not use fluid mechanics
Then they came for the unit-distance conjecture
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin did not use geometry
Then they came for asymptotic SAT solving
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin was not asymptotic
Then they came for elliptic curves
And I was like oh shit” - @EranTromer