My wife knows I’m flirting with you. A tweetie. "It's chaos, be kind." - Michelle McNamara “I have not yet begun to defile myself.” he/him
Buffalo, NY
Joined February 2009
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Me: “oh, someone really awesome followed me back, I should make a good impression”
Also me: *sends 33 consecutive tweets about butt plugs*
After careful consideration we’ve decided to never even look at your resume. We haven’t decided yet if we’re hiring my nephew or overworking our employees even more.
Mom’s been gone for 5 years today. That’s so hard to believe that I keep checking the calendar to confirm it’s 2026.
The only things we have that are worth a damn are hope and love, and this app is just a place to watch both burn in real time.
If I want to start a tech company, do I need a third grade understanding of Lord of the Rings first, or do I just pay someone to misunderstand it for me?
This is just an absolute slam dunk of casting. Good god she’s going to crush this role.
