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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2008
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Dad: you should put another few bottles of bubbles in the fridge Me: it’s not even 3pm! Dad: it’s been a long year. And THAT is a fucking mood I appreciate.
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I guess… who wants my alt? 🤣
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Announcing the first line up! And what a line up it is. The acts throwing it back on Oct 7th include... @TomCBallard @vidyarrrr @andyballoch @talldarkfunny and Samantha Andrew! Tix on sale now, don't miss out! melbournefringe.com.au/event…
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Genuinely, what happens if I say cis here?
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No one else at my work is on threads so now I am the witch that comes to the castle, bearing prophecy of tomorrow threads.net/t/Cuae3BmyjmJ/?i…
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HOLY CANNOLI! I’m bringing my Golden Gibboā„¢ļønominated show ā€˜Am I the drama?’ back for ONE LAST TIME! See you in October! melbournefringe.com.au/event…
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Don’t mind me, just writing two very different shows, both of which are about death. This should be fun.
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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT! (don’t make the rulez sorry) improvconspiracy.com/shows/g…
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Even the earth’s crust is like ā€œpadam padamā€
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Quick question: was there, like, a Vince Colosimo tour of ā€˜98 where he went to EVERY. SINGLE. PIZZA. SHOP? That genuinely seems like what has happened.
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Fuck @micomfestival for honouring a transphobe while trans folk are being targeted, attacked, and killed the world over.
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This year’s @micomfestival belongs to @gilliancosgriff and I will be hearing absolutely nothing else on the matter.
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theandyballoch retweeted
ā˜…ā˜…ā˜…ā˜…ā˜† 'Balloch's romp through history and contemporary times takes in light and shade.' @andyballoch's Am I the Drama? is playing at @micomfestival until 23 April: #micf #comedy #review #standup #whatsonmelbourne bit.ly/3KFzfNI
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Well fuck
We are delighted to announce the nominees for this year's Golden Gibbo award are... - @gilliancosgriff - Liam Sparrow-Gange - @woahalyssa_ - @andyballoch - @ConCoutis #MICF
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BRB happy crying
#show8 - Am I the Drama by @andyballoch. An absolutely rich hour of comedy, incredible character work and a heartwarming story of queerness, resilience, and the dumbest fucking jokes that are top tier of this #micf
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My replacement show ā€œNO ENTRYā€ opens next week for @micomfestival - tickets? comedyfestival.com.au/2023/s…
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I open my show on Monday so maybe buy all the tickets cause @ReubenKaye said so? comedyfestival.com.au/2023/s…
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True love is finding someone who stacks the dishwasher the way you want.
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If it’s really the joke that they find so offensive, then why did every single article that called for @ReubenKaye’s cancellation, and persecution, repeat it verbatim? Every. Single. Time.
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Blessed by @ReubenKaye ! Grab tickets before The Daily Mail cancels us BOTH! comedyfestival.com.au/2023/s…
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