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Andrew Close

@andyclosee

Air fryer enthusiast, Suffering supporter of Aberdeen FC & AVFC / Impersonator / Son of Bob Close

 Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined July 2009
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LM@VivaLREMOct 20
Looks like he’s a man, who has recently bought a house in the local area, and is looking at hosting a house-warming party
𝗠𝗿 𝗘𝗹𝗶 (@MrEli_x) profile picture𝗠𝗿 𝗘𝗹𝗶
@MrEli_xOct 19
The only Englishman in Spain. 😭😂 Even his dress code tells you he’s built different. 🥶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@psus24Oct 20
Replying to @GOVUK
Get taxed on it knowing you lot
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The 44 ⚽️
@The_Forty_FourOct 19
🚨Raheem Sterling's free kick vs Leicester has finally landed in Brentford
Brentford FC (@BrentfordFC) profile pictureBrentford FC
@BrentfordFCOct 19
Club Statement: Brentford Football Club is aware of an incident involving an item being kicked from a height towards the field of play during Saturday’s match against Liverpool 🔗 brentfordfc.com/en/news/club…
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Scooby Doo starting for North Macedonia.
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evan🦉@rainstormblueSep 23
checking your mirrors on your driving test
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Spurs have pissed their fans off so much, even the disabled ones are walking out. 😂
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Football cannot solve every problem. But it can ensure that nobody has to face them alone. Football brings people together. We help make that connection beyond the final whistle.
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Ryanair
@RyanairSep 9
if a phone can bend, then your knees can too
Apple Radar (@appleradartwt) profile pictureApple Radar
@appleradartwtSep 8
The iPhone 18 Ultra #AppleEvent�
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His dad Nae will be buzzing for him
Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) profile pictureFlorian Plettenberg
@PlettigoalAug 12
🚨💥 EXCL | Mika Baur to Celtic - DONE DEAL ✔️ Full agreement reached with SC Paderborn. Transfer fee: €8m all-in. Record sale. Contract until 2031. The 22 y/o central midfielder is now on his way with his agents. Transfer set to go through, pending medical and contract signing. #CelticFC @SkySportDE 🇩🇪
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Andy@Bobmcphail1872Aug 8
This pensioner has been sitting at the bus stop now for an hour and a half now, jotting down bus licence plates and giving the vickies to taxi drivers. He's brought his own seat and everything. Does anyone know him? I've phoned social services.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricJul 19
Monday watching you enjoy the weekend a little too much.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricJul 17
They moved the grocery store aisles around.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Joe Cole: "Messi’s first time playing against England? Well, we’re going to put him to sleep. We’re going to put him to sleep. Yeah, 100% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Troy Deeney: "I think we’ll BATTER Argentina. We’ll win at least 2–0, comfortably. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 John Terry: “Argentina DOESN'T worry me. I don’t look at Argentina and think they’re better than us. Player for player, we’re BETTER than Argentina." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ian Wright: "I think we will BEAT Argentina. The way they play and how narrow they are. I think we are going to block them and break them” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gary Neville: "With the centre backs they have, I can't see us not scoring at least 2 goals. We're faster, quicker, we've got a BETTER squad."
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England
@EnglandJul 15
Some mornings just feel different. This is one of them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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ryan 🎅@ryan235_Jul 13
Wullie MacIntosh must have died
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@ComplexJul 13
Erling Haaland arriving back in Norway with a racoon 👀 [📸: GETTY ]
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerJul 5
There’s a growing Mexican community in Scotland. Ahead of the game against England, we paid some of them a visit… 18+ GambleAware

"VAMOS MEXICO!" - The growing Mexican community in Scotland

Who are Mexico playing next? Never heard of 'em

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This reminds me of those livestreams tracking the oxygen levels on board the titan sub when it had already imploded 2 days before
Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) profile pictureMatch of the Day
@BBCMOTDJun 26
Scotland's chances of progressing in the World Cup have dropped from 42% to 5.26% in just over 24 hours 😬
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Inspired by the words on the back of our shirts ✍️ #SCOBRA | #FIFAWorldCup
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adidas UK
@adidasUKJun 19
You can be born anywhere. That’s chance. The rest is… choice. Choose the sun in Naples and the rain in Glasgow. Choose heading to a World Cup. Choose tattie scones on a Tuesday and pizza on a Wednesday. Ignore everyone telling you it’s easier the other way and embrace being the underdog. Choose a skipper that’s always on duty. Choose getting absolutely written off and getting up and showing them anyway. You can’t decide where you’re born. But you can decide who you stand with. CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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adidas UK
@adidasUKJun 12
CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆 @ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi
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