Andy

The biggest ever City bottle spotted. See ya later Fraudiola, i know you'll see this on your burner acc 👋

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My brother asked someone he knows if he could get his "little brother" (me, an ancient 30 year old bloke) some free Arsenal gear for Xmas. This is what he got

Never misses 👍

If BBC don't soundtrack their end of tournament montage to Sunchyme we need to collectively withdraw our license fee. RIP to a legend

Forget the Euros, we need to start a dialogue about Musky cancelling being able to see likes. Back in my day we used to work for our numbers. Kids nowadays won't know the thrill of validation from a 10 fav tweet with acknowledgements from banter merchants like alex49200 (RIP)

4 years late to this discourse but lol at weirdo yanks saying there's no way this should be above 'Travis Scott' at 94. It should actually be #1 👍

We've managed to keep it under wraps until now but Pep doesn't know what's about to hit him come 4pm. My message? "Be excited"

Just asked ChatGPT to show me what Ten Hag would like like with a full head of hair. AI is wild😯

"Do you want me to play Men At Work - Down Under anyone, lift the mood a bit?"

Getting PTSD from imagining how good Graysie's imaginary conversation between Havertz and Saka would have been for the second goal if the vile trolls hadn't hounded him out of Our League

Me watching this Chris Wood disasterclass

Don't care how good Havertz was btw, only comp I want to see is clips of that Merse monsterclass pre match cut up with Giggs - talking da hardest

Micky. Sonny. David Raya. Kulu. Cuti. Richy. Ange. Keep your head up — we know you gave everything. A loss for Hotspurs but a victory for Men's Mental Health ♥️♥️♥️ xxx

Once again, the only appropriate analysis for that game:

David Raya

Might be a radical idea but when I don't enjoy something I simply do literally anything else instead. No one is holding you at gunpoint to watch Super Sunday fella

Gabriel ("bozo" according to the tacticos) is the best centre half on the planet 👍

This is a fantastic video. Warra cloob