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I'm a big fan of your sweater meats. You know... Sweater puppies

It's like a half nude buffet party, not an orgy. – at Simcoe, Ontario

Get your shine on – at Simcoe, Ontario

9am text. Just a beauty – at Peel, Ontario

@loganbugeja bunch of my friends are doin a birthday party with booth and bottles haha take good care of them;) – at Simcoe, Ontario

@loganbugeja off to make money at loft off my drunk friends @Emily_Simms #loft – at Simcoe, Ontario

@SpiceHeide Check out Chez Paree on rue stanley. It was a weekend staple when I lived in laval. #racksonracks – at Simcoe, Ontario

@SpiceHeide I heard they are both located in the same building as the exotic dancing and girls-with-daddy-issues exhibitions – at Hastings, Ontario

Judging by Facebook, everyone is bailing out of relationships before valentines day. Desperation day is gonna be a thing of beauty #Bstinson – at Simcoe, Ontario

I've now come to understand cat. 'murow' roughly translates to ' bitch, you better pet me. I run this house' – at York, Ontario

I belong to goodlife purely for the lululemon. I guess the equipments ok too. – at York, Ontario

Now remember kids, if ever you feel something isn't fair, do as your teachers do and bitch and moan and refuse your obligations. #bill115 – at Brant, Ontario

' I only wear a suit because then people know I'm important' says the 17 year old dickbag at Halifax airport. Legitimately 17 years old. – at Halifax, Nova Scotia

3 hours late for work can be excusible. Showing up 3 days late? .... We'll see – at Digby, Nova Scotia