Florence

I want to take a minute to give praise to the entire team that designed and built/builds the Tesla Cybertruck. I had the chance to demo it recently, and ever since, I’ve had a sickness in me that makes me long for it, because it is a fucking incredible product. The CT draws so much attention and drives so much controversy, but only because it is something that dares to be different in a boring world where everything is status quo. People get whiplash when they see it, because most companies don’t have it in them to put a dent in the universe. When you see it on the road, it is a statement that says “fuck what you knew, and what you expect. I am here, and there is not one damn thing you can do about it. Witness me.” People who hate this vehicle and shit all over it have never driven it, and haven’t ever taken the time to understand what it is, and why it is one of the most advanced vehicles available to consumers. It is a tank that maneuvers itself like a figure skater. It shouldn’t even be possible, but Tesla made it possible. Lose your mind, freak out, let it live rent free in your head. It doesn’t care. It will move across this planet like it belongs on another, and there’s nothing you can do but continue to be lame, or go understand why it is one of the greatest vehicles ever made. One day I will live with the 📐