aphorist/aphasiac

Joined July 2009
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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Aphasiac retweeted
He is, of course, right here. An entire generation of moviegoers have been trained on the idea a movie only matters if it sets up other movies and that is sad.
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IF YOU SEE DA POLICE PARAMOUNT, A SKYDANCE COMPANY
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The DVD Era, in all of its glory, revealed more Director's Cut abominations than can even be counted. $20 for a film school of special features, and also to wonder if Richard Kelly understood what makes Donnie Darko work even a little bit.
MIAMI VICE (2006) might be the only movie made actively worse with director’s cuts
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Aphasiac retweeted
A24 this A24 that I’m bout to get A 24 pack of ice cold beers from the store
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No show has a good season 5. It’s a rite of passage for it to be ass.
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Very painful to be in your 40s. You find both older people and younger people unbearable. You also find other 40 year olds unbearable. Truly a great age.
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I have tabs open on my iPhone that are so old the webpages no longer exist.
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Me when AEK try to keep our new superstar: Get your hands off my Penrice!
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Viendo Eraserhead como Lynch hubiera querido, en horario laboral.
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If I was a detective, I simply wouldn’t let my failures in a past case creep in during the one I was working on now. I would try to stay in the moment
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Aphasiac retweeted
Trying to buy IMAX Odyssey tickets for late August is a good reminder why flat-pricing is a bad idea and why markets are so important.
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I’ve never really been into film theories, but this one might just be onto something.
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Directors, please never stop doing car-door shots.
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Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.
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Aphasiac retweeted
hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later
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We get to go home, we get to go hoooooome. You cunts have to live here, we get to go home.
Team USA lost the game. America won something bigger. Millions of Europeans, Asians, and Africans just discovered American food, American hospitality, and air conditioning. They will never recover.
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