april (ominously) retweeted
29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds
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I would pay a million dollars to be in the room when everyone involved in this article finds out
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-ets…
I keep getting Darius Rucker Tour ads when I play the wordle & im honestly down to go if he’s still selling all those drugs
april (ominously) retweeted
born to be MLB commissioner, forced to be a war criminal
Idgaf what anyone says. I love
George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025
april (ominously) retweeted
pastry chefs = marriage material
savory chefs = the worst person youve ever met
I am sick of having to actually go see movies to know what they are about so I guess I’ll get back into using this app. W6ssup
april (ominously) retweeted
Not exactly an endorsement you want but definitely an enemy you’re glad to not have

























