Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp, Look Alive Out There, Cult Classic and Grief Is for People

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.
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An evening with Ed Park! 📚 Joined in conversation by Sloane Crosley for what promises to be an unforgettable exploration of memory, art, and storytelling. Thursday, October 22, 2026 7–8:30 PM Central Library, Dweck Center Save your seat! bklynlib.org/4A3E4Jz
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A few weeks ago, I got an email from The New York Times being like hey, we need an essay about every gripe we’ve ever gotten and we thought of you. Be still my heart: nytimes.com/2026/10/12/opini… @nytopinion
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BREAKING We have lost an American treasure!!! Dolly Parton has died. She was 80. What heartbreaking news.
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Happy 50th to Metropolitan Diary, the section of @nytimes that dares to ask: Is everyone a humor essayist, like, everyone? Delighted to help kick off the celebration. They asked me for some overheard dialogue, they got it. nytimes.com/2026/06/21/nyreg…
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Love this. I met Kate in 2001, when I almost moved into the haunted loft below hers. 295 Bowery, site of McGurk's Suicide Hall, so named because of all the women who killed themselves there. I buzzed her apt by accident. We chatted about prostitution. NY! newyorker.com/culture/the-we…
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Misophonia is a neurophysiological disorder broadly characterized by two things: a severe aversion to sound and a struggle to convince others of the severity of that aversion. For those who meet the criteria for misophonia—an estimated 4.6 per cent of U.S. adults—tapping, clicking, chewing, smacking, slurping and sniffling trigger intense fight-or-flight responses. It is often diagnosed alongside other conditions, such as anxiety, O.C.D, or A.D.H.D, but it still hasn’t been incorporated into the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems with a formal diagnostic code, leaving people who have the condition uncertain about their treatment. “What differentiates misophonia from simply being alive is that it’s not just about sound. It’s about how certain brains process that sound,” Sloane Crosley writes. Crosley herself has long suspected that she has some degree of misophonia. She investigates the condition, those who suffer from it, and the experts who study it—from a friend who can’t dine with his father without wanting to “rip his face off” to the founder of Duke University’s Center for Misophonia and Emotion Regulation: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/JJ…
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In 'Grief Is for People' by Sloane Crosley, essayist Crosley searches for meaning through philosophy, art, and the disorienting work of mourning someone who chose to leave after losing her closest friend to suicide. #BookOfTheDay: on.nypl.org/498vKMW
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I come on here for the first time this year and THIS is what burns my eyes? Yes, I remember this palace where the nerves of everyone I know ran through the walls. You could actually eat the hollandaise. I puked in the bathroom. Though not from that. This has been my aughts essay.
Anybody remember Coffee Shop at Union Square, circa 2018?
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Join us, @NewDirections, @krithikavaragur, @zaintkhalid, @askanyone, and Rob Franklin, on November 18 to celebrate the publication of the newest installment of Solvej Balle’s series “On the Calculation of Volume.” mcnallyjackson.com/event/cal…
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With alcohol consumption in America at historic lows, is the boozy-author archetype a thing of the past? For our Essay of the Week, Sloane Crosley traces how Fitzgerald endures as its brightest—and bleakest—example. yalereview.org/article/crosl…
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Hard disagree.
Winner of the "Bookstore shelf promoting three books that have nothing in common" goes to Powerhouse Books in Sunset Park. @askanyone
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From Channing Tatum’s “The One and Only Sparkella” to John Cena’s “Elbow Grease,” Sloane Crosley dives into the bizarre world of celebrity children’s books. nyer.cm/jpAIQ3H
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🤎shoutout to my first born 🍰 vulture.com/article/best-fun…
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Never in my life have I been so thrilled to disagree with Groucho Marx. Warmest congratulations to the centennial class of Guggenheim fellows and eternal thanks to The Guggenheim Foundation. #guggfellows2025
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