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The year is 2025. I’m married and have a toddler now. I live in a bigger city working at a cool office job. My boss, Maria, emails me during the day to ask if I would like to join her and some other staff members for frozen yogurt on lunch. I reply, “Dear Maria, count me in.”
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Credit where credit is due the fellas took it in stride while being hilarious
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In This House We Believe Black Lives Matter No Human is Illegal Prigozhin is a Liberal Reformer Love is Love
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tony retweeted
Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'
Firing a submachine gun underwater
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How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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not now criss angel
NO CGI! NO AI! NO HELICOPTER! Hailed “The Greatest Illusion Of All Time!” And one of the most dangerous demonstrations of my career that I perform Every Night LIVE!
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I’ve got about 10 hours left to have a child and move to a big city for an office job
The year is 2025. I’m married and have a toddler now. I live in a bigger city working at a cool office job. My boss, Maria, emails me during the day to ask if I would like to join her and some other staff members for frozen yogurt on lunch. I reply, “Dear Maria, count me in.”
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Narrator: They did the funniest thing
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Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.
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Hello @mojang @minecraft @Microsoft this image confuses me and makes me think less of Minecraft and Mojang as a brand. I will never be purchasing any Minecraft or Mojang related merchandise or watching any Minecraft related media because of this image.
AMERICA’S MOST PRO-GAMER PRESIDENT 🏆
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Conservatives need to listen to more rap music.
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I Know He Had U SCREAMIN
Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age.
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This is literally peaceful
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Replying to @its_The_Dr
was anything hurt here other than your feelings?
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I did it. I finally beat GMail.
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i want the world to go back to normal.
Al designer shows what overthinking actually looks like
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putting these two side by side makes it really obvious that what elon did was a nazi salute
💯 SO TRUE! The double standard is real.
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Congratulations, @AndrewCuomo. I know how hard you worked for this.
Trump says he'd vote for Cuomo
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This you?
No decent person—any certainly no conservative person—should mock an 83-year-old’s fall That was heartbreaking, and the thought of anyone finding it amusing is hard to fathom
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