@averpee

that’s me by the meatballs #canucks

 secret third carolina
Joined August 2015
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the Vancouver Canucks have threatened to play hockey in front of me this evening
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I would never praise a Bruin but my favorite part of this costume is that King Julian doesn’t even have red lips which means this costume was at least partially constructed from memory
cj@wshsoftball4h
i think the funniest thing about the jj peterka king julian cosplay is that hes smiling in all the pics and has very kind eyes which is so not king julian but just the type of thing id expect from this arts and crafty ass costume
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JAV Titles@JAVdottxt18 Feb 2023
Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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👩‍💻@weirdassfishes5h
My roommate is mad at me because I think everyone in the world is gay except for Harry Styles
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Things are getting better
Pitchfork
@pitchfork5h
Sufjan Stevens performed live publicly for the first time since being diagnosed with Guillain-Barré syndrome pitchfork.com/story/sufjan-s…

Sufjan Stevens Makes First Live Appearance in Over Eight Years

He played piano at Meg Lui’s show in Kingston, New York

pitchfork.com
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zach@mazzyyyyyyy4h
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago12h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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lez usbourne@SZSPIRIA5h
The demand was there
VANITY FAIR
@VanityFair3 Sep 2014
Here's the first look at Allison Williams as Peter Pan. #wiglife vnty.fr/1r1wjJ6
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I dropped at least 50 iq points between ages 21 and 26 and I don’t think there’s any chance of recovery
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kb@ojvhteuhyhes9h
i’ll say it again
(っ◔◡◔)っ Jack@childishblondeOct 26
how I’m moving
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steak@communicat102211h
Your toothbrush will going to betray you
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Rebound@OilersRebound11h
no i didn't score with anyone at the party but my xGF% was really high
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SLUG@generalslug10h
we need to stop platforming guys like this
patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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ryxn@itzryxxnOct 25
SPOOKY DOOKY RANCH
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Thomas White@len0killer19h
The only good use of family money is buying a sailboat called Kissed by the Wind and dying on it immediately
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Nivek Crew Cut@KevMagnet14h
I use it to journal the movies I watch :)
Dr. Zuzu (Digging to Avatar 4)@ZuzuOnFireOct 25
I hate Letterboxd. I will always hate Letterboxd. It's a toxic, performative place, full of tryhards and idiots. Your reviews aren't good. They aren't funny or wise. You are not erudite enough to articulate your written thoughts on a movie in a way that adds ANY public value.
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just a@F466OT19h
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happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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Im genuinely hard of hearing omg. All I heard was Pamela Anderson and I thought he was just making an outdated reference to the sex tape
teen vampire, aged 40@witchesflightOct 26
lmao when Billy says “I haven’t had sex in 900 days, unless you count Pamela Handerson” and Nathan is like ummm excuse me????
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I don’t really know who these people are still but lord the women you sent to be neuroscientists are STREAMING.
Lizurd🐝@LizurdlandOct 25
Tamara on her website describing herself as a lonely woman 😭
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Jim Lahey
@LaheyHNICOct 26
Came to Boo Hughes and he scored
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