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👨‍💻Mobile Developer | Self-taught Vegetable Farmer | I Like Jokes too | I sometimes trade

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2019
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my lawyer is drunk…damn mtetezi wangu yu high😂😂
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Hi, @DonaldTrump . Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni
BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.
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Apology manade na ndio tumefika🤦‍♀️🤣
I want to offer an apology to the people of Nairobi, Kenya. The passion you have your city and homeland is amazing… We all make mistakes. I misspoke, and I am sorry to anyone I have offended.🙌
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The author killed a 19yo in 2008. Murder. Source: Wicked Local share.google/84ok1RGL01Be13…
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Huyo tiktok babe ameambia Wakadinali wapige zoezi waache kukaa wasanii wa Lingala😭😂😂😂😂
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Microsoft:Double click to enter password South African: Nkt Nkt wena
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Because it uses electricity
Why don't we have automatic car wash stands like this in Nigeria?
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Replying to @amerix
Aliambiwa
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In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face. Because they have to work for the money. But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes. Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is. Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run. This is the era of homeguards and real fighters. No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout. This too shall pass✌🏾 Also, yes, I said pieces of shit
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Replying to @NoahKingJr
Real nano tech with AI
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Replying to @Clyfnjeru
and that's ep1🤣
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Replying to @wamweaaa
I have this one playlist with 8 songs and damn🙌🙌
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You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
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Replying to @RufasKe
Backtesting sandy, for some reason I can't help myself
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Replying to @SomoinaKapeen
Huyu mama hulala saa ngapi?
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Replying to @ronnieonly
Something fishy went on that place. I remember very well the initial gas station before shell was marked as illegal coz of that very reason by the county. All of a sudden businesses are everywhere. It's actually the reason traffic is ever there
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Replying to @wamweaaa
😂me too. I actually confirm by asking the cops
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Replying to @thisispinguini
Nimeblow moja last Friday, iliniuma.
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Replying to @odanga_r
You must be fun at parties.
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Replying to @odanga_r
Wueh! Sasa we should not use the word coz tuko kwa equator😂
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