Semper Absurda. This is a record of all my indiscretions and lapses in judgement
Floridaman
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See the dumb things available for purchase here. Arkansas, Memphis, random memes, and more redbubble.com/people/awsomeh… – at Southaven, MS
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College football is a place where a baby riding a bronze pig makes perfect sense and will likely be a deeply meaningful family photo for decades to come
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Potential new National Parks. There are some great options on here. And even my state of Iowa gets some representation!
Not to be sour or nothing but there’s is a part of me that’s still a little suspicious that the entire country lurched right all at once, only once, and only in the presidential race and not down the ballot
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Where do NBA players come from?
The score blends players now, all-time pros and Hall of Famers, all per capita. Where does yours land?"
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being a sports fan is about managing your emotions through healthy outlets like harboring hate and nurturing lifelong grudges
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#12 Arkansas vs. #15 Gonzaga 2026 (Exhibition) Highlights presented by @InsideArkansas!
youtu.be/qNFKl0cclzE?si=ZYwx…
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College Football is so fun bc you wake up thinking you're going to watch a UCF game later and never imagine being confronted with the question of "what happens if a kick is blocked but recovered for 4th down but the kicker's helmet came off so there's a run off"
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i warned you guys
Breaking news: The Justice Department has moved to preemptively block certification of the results of Alaska’s Senate race if Republican incumbent Sen. Dan S. Sullivan loses his tight race against Democrat Mary Peltola next month. wapo.st/47GV3EC
Hey zags if you look closely at the second picture you can see a banner that reads “national champion”. I understand that may be confusing to yall
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The Grizzlies went on a 17-0 run in the final 3:35 to grab the win over the Warriors 😤
Miracle comeback by Memphis!
