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RAF_Luton@RAF_Luton12 Aug 2021
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Best response I've seen to the Airbnb debates 👏
Aaron Perez
@aaronxperezOct 23
Replying to @Technovangelist @Airbnb
Because they’re not houseguests. They’re paying customers. The same way no one helps the restaurant cleanup or do dishes after dinner is over, even though that would be totally normal if you went to a friends dinner get together.
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"You haven't got it, 'til you get it", "Own the Silverscreen" and my favourite "We won't stop the Magic" - it's a story worth celebrating. From humble beginnings in a caravan in Randburg, to making magic across Africa. Happy birthday @MNet. We know you won't stop the magic 🥂✨
TVwithThinus@TVwithThinus6h
South Africa's (first) pay-TV channel, @MNet , marks 40 years on the air today.
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Absa ~ "ATM cash deposits made into your Home Loan Account, over and above your required monthly home loan repayment, will attract a fee." Yet again, people being prudent with their finances, and trying to pay debt off early, get penalised🤬 My F*k Marelize. We just can't win.
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I support this logic 👏
Tanya
@taniawithayOct 25
Phoning my emergency contact for a milkshake in this heat. Because this is definitely an emergency, right?
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Good advice. I cycle between my streaming subscriptions - binge some series, switch over to another one - wash, rinse, repeat. Too many people readily promote and use pirated services 🏴‍☠️ Not cool. No matter how they try to justify it.
Obakeng@ObakengLeseyaneOct 25
Just cut my subscriptions from R1880 to R450 p/m. Audit your subscriptions
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Brenda retweeted
John Dabell
@John_Dabell7h
A notice from the Department of Personal Reflections: Following a comprehensive review, it has been determined that if you are going to make a change then you have to start with the person in the mirror. Buying a new mirror is not the answer.
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Heard the phrase "Care but don't carry" today and honestly, it felt like a software update for my mental health.
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Rory Petzer
@RoryPetzer8h
They’re preparing for a visit to Fourways.
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 25
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Pentagon prepares every major US military base to survive 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water, or supplies
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Some great photos have been released of a SAAF Rooivalk at the Dragon Peaks Park camp in the Drakensberg, for the first time in quite a few years. The camp, in which crews train in high-altitude mountain conditions, featured 3 A109s, an Oryx & BK117 in addition to the Rooivalk.
Overhead shot of a Rooivalk flying in the Drakensberg mountain area as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

ALT Overhead shot of a Rooivalk flying in the Drakensberg mountain area as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

Side shot of a Rooivalk with external tanks flying in the Drakensberg mountain area as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

ALT Side shot of a Rooivalk with external tanks flying in the Drakensberg mountain area as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

A view of a Rooivalk flying in the Drakensberg mountain area, viewed through Gatberg/Injunja, aka ‘eye of the needle’, as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

ALT A view of a Rooivalk flying in the Drakensberg mountain area, viewed through Gatberg/Injunja, aka ‘eye of the needle’, as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

A Rooivalk flying at low level in the Drakensberg mountain area, as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

ALT A Rooivalk flying at low level in the Drakensberg mountain area, as part of the annual South African Air Force Dragon Peaks Park mountain deployment camp. Photo credit: Jarryd Sinovich

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I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar. It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
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Beach blommetjies 🌻
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Guys, learn to pay people back. It’s honestly so selfish to ask someone for money when you’re desperate, only for that same person to have to chase you for their money afterwards. Sometimes, I give you money that I haven’t used yet bcs I understand your situation. Stop this BS.
nonnie.
@_uNonnieOct 23
Lmao I shouldn't have told this guy he'd get his money today 🤣 oko endihleli and there's literally nothing I can do
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Was the bird dead?
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 23
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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Move one house to the left 🤣🤣🤣
Scot_Marshy
@Scot_MarshyOct 24
Truth
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Best social media advice of the day!
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Finding out it’s gonna be croutons
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If hard work actually made you rich, the midnight office cleaning crew would be the board of directors.
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乂@forthedamnhoesOct 23
next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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CHAMPIONS! National duty at 15h00. ❤️🇿🇦🏆 #BokWomen #BackHer
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Timeline cleanse
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