South Africa's Minister of Champions. BEING SOUTH AFRICAN IS A FLEX! 🇿🇦❤️🏆 Book me: [email protected]

Durban
Joined June 2009
A VICTORIOUS MESSAGE FOR ALL SPRINGBOK FANS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #RWCFinal #Springboks #NZLvRSA #StrongerTogether #LiveLifewithVitality #RWC23
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They’re preparing for a visit to Fourways.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Pentagon prepares every major US military base to survive 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water, or supplies
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Rory Petzer retweeted
the best beaches, friendly people and 4seasons in a day. gq is one of the best cities we have in sa
GQ has the best beaches in the country.
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Rory Petzer retweeted
Yesssssssss
GQ has the best beaches in the country.
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One of my fave places 😭😭
GQ has the best beaches in the country.
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GQ has the best beaches in the country.
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Sea Point. Property resale value.
South Africans, if you had the opportunity to migrate to another country, which country would you choose to move to, and why?
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Awake after a gig so I’m just here looking to troll people with quote tweet puns.
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Then just sit still.
Moving is the horses ass!!
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That feeling when the song ends as you park your car. Underrated.
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Prices were low but have there’s been an in crease.
Guys, how much is an ironing board? Why do some people iron on the bed?
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SMASHED IT! You CHAMPION! ❤️🇿🇦🏆
"CHAMPIONS, I have some great news, today @ 15:00 our champions Bok Women are playing an important test match against Ireland women. Now, please please please, I beg you, if you're in CPT go support them. Please, love you, 2 Nils" 😅😅😅😅 @RoryPetzer how'd I do?
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CHAMPIONS! I never thought I’d be saying this in my whole life. Please be proud of me. ❤️
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CHAMPIONS! National duty at 15h00. ❤️🇿🇦🏆 #BokWomen #BackHer
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TEMBA BAVUMA!
You’ll never believe the massive guest coming on SMWX this Sunday! 😁 Take a guess, I’ll tell you if you’re warm or cold. 🔥
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Your Master of Champions for the evening. ❤️🇿🇦🏆
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Never forget. ❤️🇿🇦🏆
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Leave.
Be honest, what would you do if your neighbor’s tree dropped leaves all over your yard every fall? 🌳
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Same.
seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
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Me when my debits start arriving on Monday.
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Ay!
People who write okay instead of ok. What are you trying to prove?
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