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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR BITCHESSSS
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nobody asked for that. give us Rosalie or Alice’s story
An animated adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s β€˜MIDNIGHT SUN’ is officially in development at Netflix, with a two-season order. The series will retell the events of β€˜TWILIGHT’ from Edward Cullen’s perspective. (whats-on-netflix.com/news/mi…)
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NGL... the camera panning back and him still being on the floor takes me o it every time and then he just pops back up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Five years later and this shit STILL cracks me up. You and Andy did that πŸ˜‚ @BrunoMars
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Skims advent calendar unboxing!!!
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Way too many of you shouldn't be writing Hollanov because why are you writing Ilya like that.
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Haas, when Ilya and shane get into an argument: you guys shouldn't fight, it's not good for the baby. Shane, genuinely confused: what baby? Haas, big teary eyes: me.
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gebo and his cutest picture ever
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I prefer my main characters murderous and feral tyvm
i wish people consumed fics/media without the shackles of irl morals. like who careeeees if someone cheated who careeees if ur fave character committed a little murder like it doesn’t matter. this isn’t real life!!
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And you can go hungry for a little longer πŸ™‚
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run it back for the remix!
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Replying to @danielarmands
It’s the way they haven’t called Alaska yet either 😭
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hi there, I'm back~ β€’ where no one goes β€’ ilya and shane as dragon riders had to be done. ✨️ #heatedrivalryfanart #howtotrainyourdragon #hollanov #ilyarozanov #shanehollander #HTTYD #heatedrivalry #hollanovfanart #dragonriders
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keep calm and carry on. happy #fatbuttfriday
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Sometimes you gotta "ok" your supervisor and move on with your day.
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and the way I just wrote a blurb and called him a black cat in it last night... Tangkitten stocks are #UP
he was so shy about it #meow
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Kip: Shut up. Shane: Nopeβ€” No wayβ€” Kip: SHUT UP! Shane, already groaning: It's notβ€” Kip: You fucking hooked up with Carter! Shane: Noβ€” Carter: Hell yeah, we did! Best fucking drunk lay ever! And let me tell you, Hollywood had a whole lot of WOOD hiding. Shane: OH MY GODβ€”
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dont get too attached to your first friend group on twitter
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This is legit how the American People feel right now. Accountability isn’t revenge. It allows for healing and progress. We can address affordability AND hold them accountable for fleecing the American People. Folks are struggling and we haven’t seen the worst of it yet because all the horrible things go into effect next year. Keep your foot on their necks folks!
Dear Democrats: Ain’t No Nice Bih!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Charlie Kirk said Texas would never vote for Democrats in his lifetime. He was right! πŸ˜‚
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Unfortunately I don't think this is true but what I can say is it's insane that we've taken capitalism and gambling so far that these prediction markets are pushing betting on weather and politicians this country really gotta be ashamed of itself for enabling addictions
Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
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