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Jonny B

@beardyjon85

Ecologist. Here for bad sports takes and to watch the dumpster fire that is this site. #PorVida #Verde #Rayados

 Austin, TX
Joined August 2021
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Find your nearest MAGA Buddy and send them this.
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Never forget: Alex Pretti made a choice to be righteous, kind, and brave, only to be assassinated in cold blood by Trump's ICE Nazis. Stephen Miller cheered it on, calling Pretti a "terrorist" and "would be assassin." Nuremberg is coming.
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Jonny B retweeted
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparNov 9
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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Best FG% In The Restricted Area For The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 40 FGA): 1. Dylan Harper — 77.6% 2. Pascal Siakam — 76.7% 2. Victor Wembanyama — 76.7% 4. Walker Kessler — 76.3% 5. Domantas Sabonis — 75.6% 6. Anthony Davis — 75.0% 6. Jalen Johnson — 75.0% 8. Bam Adebayo — 73.8% 9. Jarrett Allen — 72.7% 9. Moussa Diabate — 72.7%
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@statdefenderSep 26
Guards In NBA History With The Most 15+ PTS On 65 FG% Playoff Games In A Single Postseason Run : 1. Dylan Harper — 6 (2026) 2. Doug Collins — 5 (1977) 2. Magic Johnson — 5 (1984) 2. Magic Johnson — 5 (1987) 2. Jason Terry — 5 (2011) 2. Danny Green — 5 (2014) 2. Jordan Poole — 5 (2022)
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All 3 of these fucking idiots are out of Congress. Yeah…. It’s Great Fucking Day!
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Jake Lang is absolutely one of the dumbest fucking people on Earth for mistaking a cat convention for a furry convention.
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🚨 BREAKING: Lauren Boebert has LOST reelection in Colorado. CNN projects Democrat Eileen Laubacher has defeated the MAGA Republican in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District, flipping the seat BLUE.
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That first press conference in January when Gina Hinojosa is speaking with a bunch of normal-looking people standing behind her that actually reflect Texas instead of awkward old scowling white guys in cowboy hats is gonna hit so hard
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Jonny B retweeted
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Evan@daviddunn177Nov 8
She wanted the Ten Commandments in Texas schools. So James Talarico challenged and humiliated her in front of everybody. Her name is Rep. Candy Noble. And she lost on the same night James Talarico won his Senate race.
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Brendan Hines-Ike says goodbye to Austin FC and the city of Austin after 3 years with the club. “Austin, a big thank you and goodbye.” Gracias BHI 🌳🤝 #austinfc #verde | WAATV
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The "shut up and dribble" crowd is still upset that athletes can have opinions on things and reporters can write about said opinions.
Adam Loewy (@LoewyLawFirm) profile pictureAdam Loewy
@LoewyLawFirmNov 8
Replying to @Farris_Actual @APrecourt
It’s unbelievable Love ICE or hate ICE, I don’t care But why is the only storyline about this team about what players think about ICE ? Maybe they should focus on soccer ?
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Begging fans to watch another league besides the Premier League
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There are US Soccer fans who want our stadiums to look like this.
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@nypostNov 9
Fans brawl outside 49ers-Raiders game in horrific scene leaving multiple people unconscious trib.al/g6Lhuwi
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Took awhile for the “team is bad why is the Supporter’s Section acting like Supporters” take to happen
Eric Goodman (@Goodman) profile pictureEric Goodman@GoodmanNov 8
See, this I will never understand. Your club is getting beat 2-0 at home in the final game of a failed season and you're STILL throwing water and beer in the air on a chilly night at the randomest part of the game. Once of many things in ATXFC-land that need a complete rethink.
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I'm honestly not sure if Eric is a chud himself or if he's just good at ragebating the chuds on here for clicks and interaction. 🤔
Eric Goodman (@Goodman) profile pictureEric Goodman@GoodmanNov 8
See, this I will never understand. Your club is getting beat 2-0 at home in the final game of a failed season and you're STILL throwing water and beer in the air on a chilly night at the randomest part of the game. Once of many things in ATXFC-land that need a complete rethink.
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I think Texas young Republicans are being a bit overdramatic
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He does the most insane shit like this while playing less than 25 minutes LMAOOOO #ThisIsntNormal
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At some point, we have to have an uncomfortable conversation about how this country is held hostage by its dumbest people
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JUST IN: A video is going viral showing a Mariachi band playing outside of Greg Abbott’s mansion after he lost. This is epic.
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Jonny B retweeted
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Eric Goodman@GoodmanNov 8
Austin FC captain Ilie Sánchez: “I would personally like to say, abolish ICE. That's what the biggest issue has been lately. And looking at the future, I think that when we had the union between supporters and Austin FC, we were unstoppable. Or at least you could see a…
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