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yukta.

@beliiphool

living proof that ppl can survive on caffeine and poor decisions.

 Assam
Joined November 2025
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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bina france jaye udhr ka feel lene keliye roz french kiss karein
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LazyEye@inshraaw22h
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^_^@deefordaddy18h
entire tl rn
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soan papdi ke dabbe ko hi boners bolte hai na?
Pun Parag (@Enola_guy12) profile picturePun Parag@Enola_guy12Nov 3
Diwali boners kis kisko mila?
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who called it cigarettes after sex and not सुट्टा आफ्टर भुट्टा
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
c.earnshaw (@fleabagandlaila) profile picturec.earnshaw@fleabagandlailaNov 3
His sperms shouldn't go to waste , I'm open to rent my uterus for the preservation of the gandhi genes .
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Bro, give me Gyanesh.
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aaj jama masjid ko jama mandir likh dia galti se
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PETITION TO DECLARE THE WHOLE DIWALI WEEK AS A HOLIDAY FOR ALL INDIANS.
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humara to game over ho gya
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Image from The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 (@greatestbkfacts)
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Sangeet@sangaldooNov 3
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cold coffee (@sundaramtwts) profile picturecold coffee@sundaramtwtsNov 3
Injured my wrist at the gym today, i think universe wants me to follow NNN this time.
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can we call bullshitting a language? if yes, then i'm fluent at it
Bisma (@9oo8k) profile pictureBisma@9oo8kNov 3
Which languages can you speak fluently?
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har dimag se sanki logon ke pass ek billa hota hai
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diwali safai done
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he only likes me for my wifi password and my mother's achar
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chai peete hi jinda ho jati hu
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