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Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
I will be a singo father for these two months mamae..
Time to teach this nigglet the perks of kuishi kwa bunker,
You eat whatever whenever wherever...you do whatever whenever however.
But! You have to clean up after yourself and ensure the biker is ALWAYS clean. Wish me luck
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
My mom married a man like this. Worst part: she’d call my dad many times to come fetch her wherever she was. Why is this man home chilling, ignoring my mom’s calls? 😭💔
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
I don't even think the baker knew all of this.
I NEVER KNEW this huge circular cake at Charlene Ruto's wedding carried such a HEAVY meaning 😳
I thought it was just for show. Just a big cake for photos.
Until I learnt this...
That cake was NOT a normal cake.
It was a giant ring, with a hollow centre — and Charlene and her husband Isaya stood INSIDE it.
And every part had meaning:
1. The Ring
A circle has no end. No beginning, no end.
Meaning their love is supposed to never break. Forever.
2. Standing Inside It
They didn't stand outside to cut it like everyone else.
They stood in the MIDDLE.
Meaning: _We are the centre of this marriage._
3. The Fruits They Poured
Grapes, berries... they poured them themselves.
That's an abundance ritual.
Meaning: a fruitful union, good fortune, and a family that will grow and thrive.
4. The Powdered Sugar
They sprinkled sugar around it.
Meaning: a marriage full of sweetness, harmony and joy.
So it was not just cake.
It was prayer. It was blessing. It was prophecy.
Ring = Forever love
Fruits = Abundance
Sugar = Sweetness
Now I can't unsee it. That cake was preaching!
Did you know this too, or are you just learning like me? 👀
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
Meanwhile in America the moment you give birth you're expected to go right back to working 9-5 as if nothing happened on top of taking care of the baby. And if people will side eye you if you show any signs of exhaustion and want a break.
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
Nigerian Immigrant and U.S. Citizen🇺🇸 Micheal Shoots his Wife, A Nurse, 7 times, Outside Minnesota Nursing Home, Claims She Told Him Their Child Wasn’t His
Michael Collins Iheme, a Nigerian immigrant and U.S. citizen, born on September 22, 1957, and Anthonia Eberechi Iheme(age 28 at death), also Nigerian, married in 2003. It was Iheme’s third marriage. He later said he had been reluctant to marry Anthonia because of their age difference and his suspicion that she wanted U.S. permanent residency.
The couple had two children, a son born in 2005 and a daughter born in 2006. After they moved to the United States, Anthonia became a legal permanent resident in April 2006. They separated in August 2007, and Iheme filed for divorce the following month. At the time of the shooting, they were disputing custody of their children.
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
Gen. Muhoozi's account has been suspended permanently, that drunkard was making a lot of noise for Ugandans, uncle Elon owns all the money in this world and he doesn't care about the so called Supreme leader Gasiya 🤣🤣🤣🙌
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
@beth_kasinga
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Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
Yaani ukitolewa you just move to your husband's place? Hivo tu? Sasa biashara ya asali alimwachia nan? I don't think I have ever sat down and conceptualized this. Especially marriages that require you to relocate. Eiiiy . Anyway mbona tunalia? Kulikoni?
Yesterday our new son in law Isaiah Yunge went to his local church with his new wife Charlene Ruto. He decided to make an official introduction of his newly wedded wife to the church ⛪️. Ironically, Charlene was not happy at all. Looks like reality of of the horizontal work awaiting her is downing on her. Just wondering when our sister Winnie Odinga will be married 🤔
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
There is a padlock that has an instant alarm.
That thing is loud! Doesn't need to be charged, comes with an extra set of batteries that last.
For context on how long the batteries last, I got mine in 2017, I changed the batteries this year.
Beth Kasinga 🌴 retweeted
I sent around 1700 at night ,my friends told in the morning nisirudishe 🤣
