@bethdayer

Writer, editor, poet. @colliderpoetry editor. She/her.

 Easthampton, MA
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Joined May 2009
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Fetch the Bolt Cutters (if not Y Kant Tori Read)
Spotify
@Spotify16 Oct 2024
Name an album that basically counts as going to therapy.
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Biddy Blas@edgewalker8126 Sep 2024
Not if you consider being a werewolf a curse.
Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips26 Sep 2024
great time to be a werewolf
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John B. Holbein
@JohnHolbein123 Jul 2024
timeless
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Ben Greenman@bengreenman16 Jul 2024
Why does everything keep happening?
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDoma14 Jul 2024
“he got shot” is like the absolute dumbest reason to hire someone for a job
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer@Brcremer11 Jul 2024
There’s something deeply evil about a political/religious movement that wants to legislate people’s morality while simultaneously opposing legislation that would ensure those same people have enough food, shelter, clean water, clean air, healthcare, education, and a living wage.
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If anything, shouldn’t a president be MORE accountable…not less?
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Generational divide hyperbole has jumped the shark
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People that I know IRL have, like, all kinds of socks.
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The Onion
@TheOnion20 Jun 2024
Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell bit.ly/45wI8TM
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What are the movies that made me terrified to reach into the garbage disposal??
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I’m in my “loving nutritional yeast with wild abandon” era
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Can David Gray cover I try and Macy Gray cover This Year’s Love? A small request.
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kenzi
@kenzianidiot2 Mar 2024
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 48
Agenda 3-1-24 * Tree care recommendations. * Boxelder bugs are back. * Best Cheeseburger Laird ever had. * Winter car wash frequency. * Division 3 hockey * "Masters of the air" * Crowd storming the basketball court. * Packers Gold Package bonus * Packers priority in upcoming draft. * Trivia * General discussion A Very full agenda and there will be guests. What a day.

ALT Agenda 3-1-24 * Tree care recommendations. * Boxelder bugs are back. * Best Cheeseburger Laird ever had. * Winter car wash frequency. * Division 3 hockey * "Masters of the air" * Crowd storming the basketball court. * Packers Gold Package bonus * Packers priority in upcoming draft. * Trivia * General discussion A Very full agenda and there will be guests. What a day.

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JP@jpbrammer24 Jan 2024
just left the "I am a radiant being of pure light" phase of drinking too much coffee and entering the "my bones are creaky haunted halls" phase
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What if she was Princess Pear? How would her life be different?
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listening to Smooth by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas in the 99
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Eric Umansky@ericuman16 Dec 2023
I want to tell you a story about body cameras and *Derek Chauvin* What Chauvin did to George Floyd, kneeling on his neck, was his move. He had done to others. It was all recorded by body cams. But the footage was kept secret. And Chauvin was left unpunished [short THREAD]
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Does the internet have just two modes now, Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men and…hand jive?
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“I love Goop!”
The Onion
@TheOnion5 Dec 2023
The Onion’s Final Interview With Henry Kissinger Before He Died bit.ly/3Tt8Bhh
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