really nice guy who hates only you

he/him
Joined January 2017
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low key fell off
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A bad singer can’t serve the song. Maybe you can’t serve it because you’re flat or nasal or lack range, but not necessarily. A great singer like Dylan or Waits or Neil Young is using his so-called flaws to reveal the song. Dylan (like Bowie) also has many distinct voices.
Anyone who says Bob Dylan is a bad singer is an absolute moron and I will not entertain anyone who thinks differently.
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if i was a gay man in new york i'd be like ayyy im walkin' here, plus i'm gay too! i have sex with men
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Today I feel like john lennons little chud drawing
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evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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I was just a kid then.
how attractive are you from 1-10
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Popped upstairs from cleaning the basement a bit and these 2 are just snuggled up . So cute
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Shrimp Billionaire@fentanylbrownieOct 25
This has been said before but it’s funny how the exorbitant cost of all necessities just makes me want to spend more irresponsibly on frivolities. Just got rinsed at the grocery store for $200, fuck it add the guac.
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there should be a way to hang out with people
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northern shrike you are so perfect and round
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when we solve orangutan communication they are going to be so stoked about the emoji 🦧 we made for them
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who the hell wants to listen to a good singer sing all that? imagine someone with a beautiful voice singing Jokerman or Sarah. would sound fucking stupid.
Replying to @OsitaNwanevu
Dylan's crime is being a bad singer.
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a letter paul mccartney wrote(and illustrated) to heather's teacher; informing her of the change in heather's name after paul legally adopted her in 1969 (snowy is the pet hamster of heather's class)
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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there's a new surgery where they remove everything
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horror writer? scare your reader from PAGE ONE by dedicating the book to their full name, home address and phone number
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Crayola is a company that makes crayons. This may lead you to believe that Areola is a company that makes areas. But it’s something else entirely.
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allies when a trans women is venting about dysphoria: "sexual dimorphism is literally negligible in humans, hon" allies when they see a trans man who transitioned after puberty and has a feminine bone structure: "i can literally see the afab wombynly kindness in your soul 🥺🥺"
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Best day of his life. Boxes everywhere…
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