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2002: “Organize the world's information.”
2007: “Connect with all your friends.”
2012: “The Sharing Economy.”
2017: “I don’t know. Chat bots?”
2020: “Fuck it. Ponzi schemes.”
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South Korea and Singapore, both 100% Omicron, 90% 2-shot vaccinated, 65% boosted population, demonstrate this strain's virulence and lethality
@OurWorldInData
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1945-1960: boomers
1960-1978: Gen X
1979-1982: The Unknown, Both Aged and Young, Both Analog and Internet, Shapeshifters, Tricksters, Are They Human And Do They Experience The Dimension of Time?
1983-2000: millennials
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It's now virtually certain that Orange County, CA will be represented by zero Republicans in Congress in 2019. And, all of NJ will have only one.
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A list of similarly dumb ideas to Juicero which are not yet bankrupt, a thread: – at Oakland, CA
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I literally don't care xitter.cf/usmint/status/87432895…
How many quarter-dollar coins will be issued during the America the Beautiful Quarters® Program? #ATBQuarters
32%50
16%52
38%56
14%62
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Obama: "Ok so then when a bill is passed by the House of Representatives it goes to the Senate..."
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Remember that hardware project you were so excited about?
ALT Getting an Arduino LED to Blink And Then Losing Interest; Looks like it's back to pixels for you!
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Imagine if Hollywood recast James Bond every 7 years in order to remake Thunderball. That's Spider-Man.
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Blasphemy: A law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
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If you're ever in a gunfight, apparently tipping-over restaurant tables makes them fucking bulletproof.
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From 1 SecDef to another: Hagel calls @timhowardgk to say thanks for defending USA. We (USA) are proud of @ussoccer!
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Detectives have dubbed this balcony-scaling burglar "Peter Parkour." Do you know his secret identity? spdblotter.seattle.gov/2014/…
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The last thing I want is another box with more content choices.
What we need are better content choices on the boxes we already have.
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"If you want me to do things only for ROI reasons, you should get out of this stock." —Tim Cook ❤️ macobserver.com/tmo/article/… via @drwave