Fighting sleep bc I wanna spend more time researching my boyfriend's great-great-grandmother's family on ancestry
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everyone keeps asking "where's my canadian" but no one's asking "how's my canadian"
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when oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah we know
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If youโre not a misogynist you can meet tons of women who are into those things and are cooler than you are
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ever tried to explain the yop yogurt reggae song advertisement to a non-canadian
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Smoking weed alone is fun because nobody is gonna stop me from repeating the same song ten times
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this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You donโt want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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genuinely โsold outโ doesnโt mean anything to me, if i want to be at a gig i WILL always find my way in
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When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who
had sleepless nights and worked hard for it.
I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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Tempted to make a side account with this as my pfp and just say the most outlandish shit imaginable





























