Advocate for Euthanasia. Risk Manager. @unimaid_01 @middlesexuni @Dangotegroup Investor

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Joined June 2009
I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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This is the tax law they want you to be stuck with.
Just In: FG set to pass a law that would prevent the next government from reversing the economic reforms policies introduced by the Tinubu administration, Incl. taxation, tarrifs, subsidies etc., making them binding and mandatory.
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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She was ready to smash 👌
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They made school so hard when this sh*t was so simple 🚮 🥹
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This method will only work for these numbers and very few others. Its success rate is not 90% as the original poster claims in the replies. youtube.com/watch?v=AEgGfp…
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According to the explanation accompanying this video, the people singing are allegedly calling for AK-47 rifles so they can go to Enugu on Sunday and slaughter those they refer to as “ARE,” meaning unbelievers. How can anyone openly make such threatening statements in the name of religion? Where is the Nigerian government, and why are such threats not being investigated? If this video translation is accurate, the authorities must act immediately identify those involved and arrest them . The people of Enugu and the entire South-East deserve protection. No one should be threatened with death because of their beliefs or identity. The government must not ignore threats of violence. Every Nigerian life matters.
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🇺🇸 The Muslim F*ckboy Handbook... #SexualDisciplineMatters Credit: Instagram/my.muslim.story
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Krystian Bala, Colin Pitchfork and Kenneth Bianchi were all cold blooded killers, and all three of them were smart. Some might say too smart for their own good. Idk what else you say about someone that writes a novel and self-inserts themselves as the murderer 😂
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She say she all the way up there like me
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Youth Leader Dey collect sharp 2026 prado for election Mobilization. Soldier wey dey fight for war front sometimes no fit afford new boots or uniforms.
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Lmfao she sat down like yeaaaahhh that was me 🙂‍↔️😂
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There is no point in explaining any economic reform of the president to the common man when a youth leader with nothing upstairs, an empty barrel, can confidently come online to display brand-new cars for his boys. What a foolish guy with no sense of awareness or emotional intelligence. And I also blame the weak opposition for his rascality, maybe if they had active youth leaders he could have learnt one or two things from them. The country is struggling to increase the minimum wage, fund salaries for health workers, soldiers, lecturers, and students; businesses are groaning under high lending rates; but this airhead who can't articulate his impact on the people feels it's the right time to post luxury cars for some random nonentities. We give struggling students loans, then splash N150m on cars for youth leaders and flaunt it in their faces. What is this guy's input in the party? All he does is fly private jets, sleep in hotels and flaunt his lavish lifestyle in the faces of struggling Nigerians. He doesn't join spaces, you won't see him on TV speaking to the party manifesto, he does nothing. I implore all the sensible youths in the party to sign a petition for the APC Youth Leader's resignation. The cars should be retrieved and sold and the money, wherever it came from, channeled to either Nelfund or the Basic Health Provision Fund. I need someone to create the petition link, we need to get this dunce out of that office. His brain has migrated to his protruding stomach. Absolute nonsense...
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This is what failing to assimilate looks like.
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Not a sugar Daddy Double Date 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A politician pleading with The People of Nepal for mercy before they set his home on Fire. Occupying homes & businesses belonging to oppressors is key in a Revolution.
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i need a lot of money help me guys
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My defender will defend, keep clean sheets, score goals, and still entertain you. If e easy , oya run am 😭😅😂😂
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NADECO freedom fighters by the way...
BREAKING: DSS Reportedly Storms NDC Mobiliser Rilwan Olawale’s Lagos Home Around 1am, Abducts Him as Whereabouts Remain Unknown parallelfactsnews.com/dss-ab…
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This guy has a PHD in aluta. 😂🔥
There’s Aluta in Nigeria & there’s University of Maiduguri Aluta. 😂🔥
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We all have that bro 😅🫂🫶
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