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#1 Patrick The Pony Fan, as ranked by experts #colacaotwt // TwistedSwd route believer

Joined January 2022
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Amar no es delito❤️‍🩹 #freeabalos
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jschlatt has been retconned in canon to be a new deal democrat
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Tour de force para empezar la temporada, si sigue así y no acaba con un MVP ya no se que tiene que hacer para ganarlo
Luka Doncic over his last 6 games: 40 PTS - 9 REB - 7 AST 42 PTS - 7 REB - 13 AST 45 PTS - 15 REB - 6 AST 37 PTS - 7 REB - 5 AST 41 PTS - 5 REB - 9 AST 52 PTS - 8 REB - 10 AST
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Best 2PT Defensive FG% In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 30 2PT DFGA): 1. Luka Doncic — 21.9% 2. Miles Bridges — 23.3% 3. LeBron James — 30.3% 4. Donovan Clingan — 36.7% 4. Ronald Holland II — 36.7% 6. Victor Wembanyama — 38.3% 7. Ausar Thompson — 38.7% 8. Quenton Jackson — 40.0% 9. Kel'el Ware — 40.5% 10. Michael Porter Jr. — 41.0%
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all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
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soon as i walked into the polling place i entered a fugue state and this video started looping in my head at 400 decibels
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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“This is the most insufferable he’s ever been.” @BillSimmons believes Luka is on an MVP run, but he’s not a fan of the way he plays.
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holy fuck.
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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En ma casa en el 93,7% escrutat tot apunta a que seguirá manant ma muller. Sinse sorpreses, es descarten pactes. En 4 anys ja parlarem😂
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that hardest part about inventing a perpetual motion machine is hiding the telekinetic cat
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January JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini JD Vance smiled to himself, confident…
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Replying to @besttrousers
The Laffy Taffer curve
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boyfriend wasn’t feeling well so he kept trying to convince me that he would feel better if I rode his face
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ill pedestrian prince of mozzarella sun of marinara sauce when someone is better than him
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>paws >at you
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SGA these are the types teams Luka and Jokic were taking to the playoffs wake up “MVP”
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>game called baba is you >baba is you
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