
#1 Patrick The Pony Fan, as ranked by experts #colacaotwt // TwistedSwd route believer
Joined January 2022
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Amar no es delito❤️🩹 #freeabalos
patrisio
Detenida una madre en Badajoz por vender a cuatro de sus hijos elmundo.es/espana/extremadur…
Best 2PT Defensive FG% In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 30 2PT DFGA):
1. Luka Doncic — 21.9%
2. Miles Bridges — 23.3%
3. LeBron James — 30.3%
4. Donovan Clingan — 36.7%
4. Ronald Holland II — 36.7%
6. Victor Wembanyama — 38.3%
7. Ausar Thompson — 38.7%
8. Quenton Jackson — 40.0%
9. Kel'el Ware — 40.5%
10. Michael Porter Jr. — 41.0%
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all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
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soon as i walked into the polling place i entered a fugue state and this video started looping in my head at 400 decibels
“This is the most insufferable he’s ever been.”
@BillSimmons believes Luka is on an MVP run, but he’s not a fan of the way he plays.
En ma casa en el 93,7% escrutat tot apunta a que seguirá manant ma muller. Sinse sorpreses, es descarten pactes. En 4 anys ja parlarem😂
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that hardest part about inventing a perpetual motion machine is hiding the telekinetic cat
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January
JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections
The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini
JD Vance smiled to himself, confident…
Get him @metpoliceuk @MI6
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ill pedestrian prince of mozzarella sun of marinara sauce when someone is better than him
































