TV & video game writer, recovering tailgater, amateur father, undercover nerd. @CDProjektRed, @Bungie, @Naughty_dog, #Charmed, #SalvationCBS, #Bull, #Scream

Los Angeles
Joined January 2009
THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE BACK-TO-BACK WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
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Will Klein should never have to buy a beer in Los Angeles again HERO
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. THEY NOT LIKE US.
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Game 5 in be like... Go #Dodgers!
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a Roger Rabbit sequel where the looney tunes start mysteriously disappearing at the WB lot and in the end they uncover the CEO is deleting them for the insurance money
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Blake Taylor retweeted
It’s seven minutes long. Watch it. The whole damn thing. @MattMoscona is the 🐐
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Replying to @NicoleAuerbach
Of all the years that you had probably the most unimpeachable top four teams, they still managed to fuck it up. 3 undefeated Power 5 conference champions and 2 12-1 conference champs that played head-to-head during the season.
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This is perfect
Florida State gets hosed. presented by: @renasant
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Save me your faux empathy when you’ve been the point man for this trash narrative for four weeks
Selection Sunday. Some tough decisions for the committee this year. Know some people are frustrated and I get it. Here’s my opinion of the final spot going to Bama…
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Blake Taylor retweeted
How quickly we forget how much of a down year this was for the SEC....the only way you can judge conference strength is how they perform against OTHER conferences. Just because you have great crowds doesn't mean you have great teams. The SEC had the WORST non-con record of any P5
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I think it's completely reasonable to request FL Attny General @AshleyMoodyFL to investigate collusion between ESPN/Disney/SEC and the #CFPCommittee given how much money is at stake. At the least, the discovery phase would be illuminating. #fsuwasrobbed #FSUFootball @RedditCFB
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These men deserved so much better than this. The CFP committee failed y’all
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Blake Taylor retweeted
The committee set a precedent by not allowing FSU to play for a title. FSU should return the favor and boycott the Orange Bowl. I mean they don't have their QB so why play at all???
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I am spitting nails and have nowhere to spit them, and while I want nothing to do with this site, I have a lot to say. Florida State rose from the depths of hell - as one player said yesterday - to go 13-0 and win an ACC title with an 18-year-old QB who missed half the season.
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Tell them again @RGIII ‼️
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Jordan Travis deserves the Heisman if one of his legs has this much impact on the playoff
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By leaving #FSU out the #CFPCommittee has turned college football into something more akin figure-skating or gymnastics. A performance to be judged on looks, not a competition where wins and losses matter. They have irrevocably broken their own format. What a sad day.
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Florida State isn’t that great: • pulled away late from 6-6 G5 team • needed prayer to beat 6-6 rival • 3-point win vs. 4-8 conference foe • lost by 10 at home oh wait shoot this is my Alabama file one second – at Georgia, USA
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Huge congratulations to the #ups #Teamsters and @LindsayD399 on ratifying a great new deal. Union power! #HotLaborSummer
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