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blitzburke

@blitzburke

only in it for the humor penquin and steeler fan unfortunately a pirate fan lol

 Milwaukee, WI
Joined September 2019
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@JimHansonDCAug 11
YAAASSSS!!! Caitlin and Sophie deserve it. Time to put on the foil.
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GM y’all.
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I'm new at this. What store am I supposed to loot to help save democracy?
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@Amer1can_Barbie5 Jun 2025
IYKYK 🐹🤣
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@SparksN1233 May 2025
Oh no
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Got inspired by @DaleStarkA10 videos of tree trimming so I tried my hand in it. So far so good. Client was super happy the tree is gone. The neighbor complained a bit! Easy money...
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Replying to @MorosKostas
@MorosKostas
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Following Yankees' success with "torpedo" bats, Buccos boss Bob Nutting invests in new tech.
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I didn’t watch the Oscar’s but I bet it looked something like this
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Taylor Swift was seen sneaking out of the Super Bowl early with a new man.
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Coming soon.
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The Celina 52 Rocket Pizza is BACK now through Valentines Day. Our 10" Rocket Shaped Pizza is only $18.99 and is perfect for the person in your life that loves Astronomy and blackholes and stuff.
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Don't pretend to be a Piss Jugman fan if you're not willing to get him inked on you for life like this guy did (Alex Hall). He can tell his grandkids about how he served in the great Piss Wars in the early '20s.
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🤣😂🤣 🤪🤪
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RIP Bob Uecker one of the best play by play man in baseball
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😂
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Happy new year
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This list got me HOLLERING
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Check out our fireworks stand located inches from the gas pumps. Fill up and light up at the same time. Try before you buy! Also check out our new line of Black Cat AI powered Fireworks that ignite themselves simply by yelling "BOOM", keeping your hands safe at all times.
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