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The OG Joe Dirt. IFBAP no Dm's or crypto. satirical commentary 👌 🇺🇸

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Joined February 2013
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Here is the location of Iran’s nuclear program.🫡
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
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Mullets & Memes retweeted
The US military lost 85 aircraft and had another 26 damaged in the first seven months of the Iran War. An itemized accounting:
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Mullets & Memes retweeted
Who's panicking now mother fucker? 🍿
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Who has that Amy Acton yeet the jeet post? Tyia
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2 years late. Star wars name judge will issue an injunction in record time.
SCOOP: The Trump administration is considering an executive order that would list some nonprofit organizations as having terrorist ties, a move that would immediately suspend their tax-exempt status and cripple their operations. Officials are reviewing an arcane law that would allow President Trump to use an untested part of the tax code and write an executive order declaring groups linked to terrorism. Those groups would then automatically lose their coveted tax-exempt status. Story w/ @RichardRubinDC wsj.com/politics/policy/trum…
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🚨NEW: Venmo suspended the account of alleged Trump shooter Thomas Crooks at 4:41 a.m. on July 14, 2024 due to "unusual activity," according to the latest batch of FBI records released in response to @JudicialWatch's FOIA lawsuit. The would-be assassin's body was still on the AGR rooftop at this time. Venmo said Crooks could resolve the issue by submitting a photo ID, so it seems like this might have been unrelated to the Trump assassination attempt--unless people were trying to access his account or something. Crooks's identity had only been public for about 4 hours.
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Bye
Today is my last day as White House Chief of Staff.   Serving President Trump in the White House has been the honor of a lifetime. I’m so proud to have been a part of what we’ve accomplished together from securing our border and cutting taxes to strengthening our economy and putting America First. More than anything, I’m grateful for the extraordinary people I’ve had the privilege of working alongside. While my role may be changing, my commitment to the President and the mission never will.
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It wasn't just a betrayal on the wars, the betrayal of the MAHA alliance was even worse.
For two years, I worked to advance voter promises of President Trump and RFK. But when this level of subversion to voter intent is taking place by Ballard lobbyists, I believe the most effective thing you can do is tell the truth.
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He did the meme 💀
ALERT: Democrat Missouri State Rep. arrested after crashing a funeral service hours after winning re-election.
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Bloody bastard.
President Trump will celebrate Diwali at the White House today at 1:30 PM EST, lighting a diya lamp before a packed house of Indians. President Obama began the tradition in 2009. Follow: @AFpost
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Rare sigint plane. 1 of 2
JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇮🇷 Russia in talks to sell advanced missiles to Iran.
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🚨HAPPENING TODAY🚨 President Donald Trump will be hosting a Diwali celebration today at 1:30pm ET in the Oval Office. Shortly after that, he’s heading to Florida.
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"Dude this is a MMA fight" 🤣
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Ready to revolt against our illegitimate government yet?
The 🇺🇸 IRS just released the new tax brackets for 2027 Single filers (2026 in parentheses): 10%: $12,800 or less ($12,400) 12%: over $12,800 ($12,400) 22%: over $52,025 ($50,400) 24%: over $109,125 ($105,700) 32%: over $208,325 ($201,775) 35%: over $264,550 ($256,225) 37%: over $661,375 ($640,600) Married filing jointly (2026 in parentheses): 10%: $25,600 or less ($24,800) 12%: over $25,600 ($24,800) 22%: over $104,050 ($100,800) 24%: over $218,250 ($211,400) 32%: over $416,650 ($403,550) 35%: over $529,100 ($512,450) 37%: over $793,650 ($768,700)
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Mullets & Memes retweeted
The Great Betrayal
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I can't believe the "no tax on overtime" that actually was only no tax on the 0.5x piece of 1.5x overtime gimmick didn't win more over. The GOP also never codified it and it expires in 2028. Gimmicks and half measures is all the American people get from the government.
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The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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More time to knit for Harmeet.
BREAKING: DOJ assistant AG for civil rights Harmeet Dhillon has resigned following Democrats' midterm sweep, according to Fox News. The announcement comes as Secretary of State Marco Rubio is also considering resigning, according to The Independent. "Former officials said the [DOJ] is bracing for multiple other top political appointees to exit in the lame duck period before the New Year," Bloomberg reports. Up to five cabinet members are reportedly considering leaving the Trump administration.
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