tiny gremlin

Joined July 2022
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Pro: I’m no longer blocked by the padres Con: I lost 6k followers Pro: I lost 6k followers
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I love when the ducks play the Canucks because it rhymes
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Happy birthday to my dad, forever my hero, forever no man can match up to, forever I will not be telling him any of this and I will continue our roasting/dad jokes, truly the coolest man I know.
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0/10 recommend doing laundry and the washer stopping halfway through
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I am wet
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*poof* im here *poof* im there
🤖 Made with AI
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People that care about World Series ratings probably weren’t going to watch it anyway so idk why we’re dedicating an entire day worth of discourse to their opinion. Let them enjoy the “NFL” or whatever it is they watch and us real sickos will enjoy baseball
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My moms best friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer. The same type, stage, and the lump was even on the same breast as my mom’s. They truly are best friends 😭
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Entire medical staff should be fired and blacklisted from ever working in the sports industry FOR LIFE
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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One day I’m going to find out that my neighbors have heard all of my voice texts and they’re going to ask if I’m mentally well the answer is no
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This was done over voice text, just in case my neighbors are listening so they know that I’m not mentally well
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erica retweeted
Por si me stalkeas, te extraño mucho.
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my favorite line is “I wish them the best but far away from me.”
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So happy @Pimp_Lord619’s side of town has more than two restaurants and side streets now
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friends that have become family over the decades
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cried my makeup off
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My mom is telling me about her old insurance agent who played for the chargers (AFL chargers) and he paid for her car insurance when she was a single mom and couldn’t afford it 😭 she paid him back shortly after but he hardly knew her.
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we just found out he died 5 years ago so it just reminded my mom of that extremely generous moment.
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wedding ready
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the comments were only worse 💀
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