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thinking about the sweet potato pie my coworker brought with him (he warmed it up in the ovens on the plane) that damn pie was so good yall i had to tell my mama who makes the best sweet potato pie that she better hold onto her chain
the next time she fight she can confidently say “it’s gon take at least 4 bitches to get me up off you”
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santana was a bully and i loved her and rachel was insufferable and i loved her both things can be true and they’re my sisters pls move on
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I went to a meme halloween party but everyone thought i was the “this is fine” dog instead of the much cooler and hipper fire-related dog meme i was actually dressed up as :(
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Why didn’t the dad let his son be Mario then or yall only got shit to say about women
lowkey sober and celibate since my friend died but not outta depression/grief just don’t wanna be on bullshit anymore and none of my friends really know cause announcing it feels corny to me
keep thinking about how dragging obama out for every midterm for candidates who are getting increasingly left is gonna one day backfire because eventually someone will be so far left he says no and it reflects poorly on him
i feel like telling your daughters that marriage doesn’t have to be the end all be all is actually good
39 years old Shay Mitchell explains to Khloé Kardashian, why she never wanted to get married and says she wants to show her kids that a traditional fairy tale wedding isn't the only way to live happily ever after.
"They ask me all the time, 'Why aren't we married?' And I'm like, 'Mommy and daddy are like partners, and I just didn't want a wedding. I just like don't need it. It's just not something that I want. Every time it ends with like a happily ever after because you ended up running off into the sunset with your prince. And I don't need that to just be her only narrative. I just love the freedom of like, 'Hey, we're... I'm choosing to be in this position with you right now, and as he is with me too, and it just kind of works”