
founding eng @helixdb, prev. baker supplying many michelin star restaurants
London, England
Joined November 2022
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cache crab retweeted
We (actually) KILLED Palantir this time!!!
New updates, better ontology generation, cloud service, and smarter agents!
You can deploy it locally here: github.com/HelixDB/helix-fou…
or use the cloud: foundry.helix-db.com
cache crab retweeted
Replying to @Aryvyo
yea uhhh doomslide, David bessis, that dude I’ve been replied to lately who has “impotent” and “autistic” in his bio, uhhh yeah, Susan Zhan, that dude David pfau is good, uhh and them all the kids you oxmer sphere cache mewtwo snwy etc and special cases like Alcuin
cache crab retweeted
anyone able to warm intro for summer 2027 math-research-y internships?
for my brother, he is 19yo app. math grad student @ washu
interests:
nonlocal operators / peridynamics
diff geometry / mathematical physics
algebraic number theory
any intros or referrals much appreciated!
cache crab retweeted
The Go/No-Go poll for orbit on Starship flight 14 felt like a movie scene, so I scored it as if it was
Give agents read-only access to your Helix Cloud and access:
• Workspaces 🗄️
• Projects 📝
• Databases 💾
• Query insights 🕵️
• Query latency🐌
• Query recommendations ✨
• Active indexes 🍆
• Usage analytics 🪠
More info here: docs.helix-db.com/database/h…
cache crab retweeted
僕の書いたmoldリンカの論文がASPLOS(という国際会議)に通りました。プレプリントをarxivにアップロードしてあります。 arxiv.org/abs/2608.23228
🚨LAUNCH🚨
We keep our promises. HelixDB is properly open-source at last. We are accepting contributions again and look forward to growing the community 😃💻
Github: github.com/HelixDB/helix-db
cache crab retweeted
I want a talking bobble head but its theo, with AI generated theo voice that scrapes the latest LLM news and generates an entire theo talking reaction video. Would pay like 200$ for this
cache crab retweeted
We validated 7 different systems programming languages across three dimensions:
1. Type safety
2. Ease of use
3. Frequency of footguns
To make the results scientifically undeniable, we visualized everything using the BALLS framework.
Behold our benchmarks. Exported via ffmpeg-rs
cache crab retweeted
how the fuck is the US striking Iran polymarket only at 5% today
market close today will be very interesting
cache crab retweeted
NEED HELP NAMING!!!
we're about to launch the most scalable graph/vector database EVER, this thing will literally scale to infinity...
and we need help coming up with a name. so far we have:
- Helix Axis
- Helix HyperScale
- Big Helix
- Helix Aleph
- Double Helix
- Helix²
Happy New Year to everyone!!! 🎉
2025 WRAPPED:
Jan:
• Started working on HelixDB properly
Feb:
• Applied to YC
• Got into YC
• Dropped out of uni
March/April/May:
• Moved to SF
• Built vector db into Helix
• Full text search implemented
• Launched native mcp server
June:
• Did YC Demo Day
• Raised seed round
July/August:
• Realised the pain point was performance at scale and pure dx, not whimsical ai/rag stuff
• Grinded on product
• Implemented more graph-focused features & shortest paths
September/October:
• Launched v2 CLI
• Grinded on product
November/December:
• Insane performance improvements with @cachecrab
• Helix Cloud in beta
• Genius idea for super-secret db project
• Launched A* shortest path, search rerankers, and custom weight calculations for shortest-path algorithms
• Implemented major dx improvements
COMING THIS YEAR:
• Full access to our cloud platform
• Launching the super-secret db project we’ve been working on
• Major developments to HelixQL
• Even more dx improvements
• Even more performance improvements
Also want to thank my cofounder @georgecurtiss for helping me turn this idea into a real thing and keeping us on the right path. Our insane team and all those who have helped & contributed @cachecrab @el_yawd @HSVSphere @profleonn @gwuwong @puttasync, you've been unreal. And of course the 🐐's @daltonc & @Mentioum for your unparalleled wisdom and guidance.
2026 is genuinely going to be the greatest year for us and I am so excited.



















