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I like to pretend I know what I'm talking about. Ambassador for @ScousesHouse, “We Watching or Nah” - Corito

Louisville, KY
Joined September 2013
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Ken Callahan retweeted
I’m sorry. You can’t just raise an entire generation on Captain Planet, the Magic Schoolbus, and Steve Irwin and expect us to be okay with destroying the world for data centers.
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PSA: You don’t get to refuse to support Zohran and actively oppose Abdul and take money from AIPAC and oppose Medicare for All and be chicken shit about abolishing ICE… then turn around and act shocked that people don’t see you as leadership material. @SenSchumer @RepJeffries
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Ken Callahan retweeted
Doesn’t feel right to say “happy” #N7Day this year, but I’m optimistic that Mass Effect will live on! When Mass Effect makes its triumphant return, it will be thanks to the outpouring of love from players around the world. Thank you for sharing what it means to you.
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Ken Callahan retweeted
It is an objective fact that Hasan Piker did more to win the Midterms than Hakeem Jeffries.
Replying to @BenjaminPDixon
Nah, let the first Black Speaker of the House rock out for a little. He led the party to victory, he deserves his chance for now.
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Ken Callahan retweeted
What a complete and total CROCK OF SHIT. Architect? Are you kidding me? Shame on @TheAtlantic for this complete sham of a story.
Chuck Schumer has gone from a punching bag for Democrats to the architect of their historic landslide, @FranklinFoer writes. He spoke with the senator: theatln.tc/8GgiSxtj 📸: Tom Brenner / Getty
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Friendly reminder: The Big Beautiful Bill was written, passed, and signed by REPUBLICANS! 218 Republican votes in the House, 50 in the Senate, with JD Vance breaking the tie! NOT ONE Democrat voted for it! Trump signed it into law July 4, 2025! So when the consequences hit…DON’T blame Democrats! Good day!
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Ken Callahan retweeted
I'm going to use the simple shift map for you
Yesterday was not a good election result for Republicans nationally, but in Kentucky, the “blue wave” applied only to the Louisville and Lexington metropolitan areas. Statewide, Andy Barr won 117 of 120 counties. James Comer, Brett Guthrie, Ed Gallrein, Hal Rogers all won 1/3
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Stop trying to get the Covid and Kenny Payne losses back in a single game. Discount them tickets. Discount the food. Have a flash sale on some gear. By the time you get tickets, park, eat, you’re easily out 100 bucks.
Today I’m announcing my campaign to #FixTheAttendance at the Yum. I want your ideas. I have some. What does Joshy boy need to do?
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Ken Callahan retweeted
Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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Ken Callahan retweeted
KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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Ken Callahan retweeted
Just checking in to make sure you understand why working from home hurts collaboration, but outsourcing your entire department overseas, with time-zone gaps of 8 to 12 hrs, apparently doesn’t.
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Everyone saying we need a new Head Coach are idiots. New DC,hell yes. Coach? And who are we to get in exchange that would be an upgrade over Brohm? If we get a decent DC and the results are the same, then we can talk.
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#LouCity hosting HFD in the second round of the playoffs just like we all expected months ago
Let’s pack Lynn Family Stadium 😈 Tickets are now on sale for next Saturday’s home playoff match vs. Miami FC 👉 loucity.com/playoffs
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Ken Callahan retweeted
This century, this same sequence has happened every 10 years: • NL Central team loses in the NLCS • The Broncos host the AFC Championship game • That same NL Central team wins the World Series
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Ken Callahan retweeted
Boomers delayed maintenance on their neighborhoods for 30 years hoping they could skate by until they died. Now that the bill is due, they're crying about it.
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Ken Callahan retweeted
Because they thought food stamps was what black people were getting, so they were ok with it being cut. Meanwhile,they were getting SNAP, not realizing that they're both the same f*cking thing. They deserve it.
People over on TikTok who voted Republican are freaking out because they thought they were on SNAP, not food stamps, and their shit is getting cut.
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NEW: The NCAA tells us ZERO trans student-athletes are now competing in women's sports. Why does 15% of America think there are tens of THOUSANDS? "Politics are winning on the back of fiction."
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Ken Callahan retweeted
I gotta say my new favorite genre of tweet is pretty quickly becoming “well I’d like to see a baseball player do THIS” and then it’s a video of the kind of athletic feat you’d expect to see an average suburban dad accomplish in a beer league softball game
No "baseball" player is capable of doing this. They need a "glove" to catch a ball which is softer than a cricket ball and is hit way slower.💀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Baseball players have made numerous barehanded and one-handed catches in MLB games. Baseballs exit the bat at much higher speeds than struck cricket balls; cricket balls are harder and heavier. mlb.com/news/greatest-… theroar.com.au/2021/11/19/cri… diffen.com/difference/Bas… sportscentaur.com/cricket-ball-v…
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Federal judge admits on camera to compromising 10% of judges in the last 3 years. I don't know what you call it. I call it treason.
Federal Judge Roy Altman says he's taken "ten percent of all the active federal judges in America" on trips to Israel "just in the last three years." Now, he's apparently making state supreme court justices humiliate themselves by competing with one another to go on said trips. "Whoever's going to go is going to have to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who wins," he says he told the justices. "I looked down two minutes later, and these supreme court justices were going like this [and playing Rock, Paper, Scissors]." Absolutely insane this is being tolerated.
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Ken Callahan retweeted
Thank You.♥️
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