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captainlite

@captainlite

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Joined November 2013
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Worth watching for the amazing tracksuits ALONE!
JOE.ie (@JOEdotie) profile pictureJOE.ie
@JOEdotieOct 21
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Full story: joe.ie/movies-tv/the-gentlem…
Colin Farrell's crime thriller movie that inspired hit show is on TV tonight

Colin Farrell's crime thriller movie that inspired hit show is on TV tonight

Our TV movie pick for tonight (Wednesday, 21 October) is The Gentlemen, the 2019 crime comedy thriller from writer-director Guy Ritchie.

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Already got one of my Sunderland tifo prints? Here’s number 5. Swipe through for a closer look at it & how it could look on your wall. Thanks to everyone who’s supported the collection so far, whether you’ve bought a print or shared with another #SAFC fan. Available now.
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Why are people laughing at this?
JOE.ie (@JOEdotie) profile pictureJOE.ie
@JOEdotieSep 12
"People love coming to Ireland. You know why? Because they love you. They love the people. There's a friendliness. "There's also a viciousness and a toughness. Let me tell you, you are some of the most vicious bastards," he said, provoking big laughs
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@DavidWolfeAug 30
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Happy Birthday Liam 🎂 🤍
Remembering Liam Payne (@updatingljp) profile pictureRemembering Liam Payne
@updatingljpAug 28
Happy birthday to Liam Payne who should've been 33 today. 🤍🕊️
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Corruption
Ryanair (@Ryanair) profile pictureRyanair
@RyanairAug 7
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Etsy are honestly the worst platform to sell on. Absolutely rinse you for as much as they can. Check out all these fees. I ended up with about 46% of the total sale value. 😂 I urge anyone looking to buy from a small business to check if they have their own website first!
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Papii🥤@ammalustyJul 19
why does no one care about the fact that we're projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y'all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.
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Does no one really want to go see Louis in Atlanta… for free?
cɧaɾɭɩҽ ×͜× ໑̣ (@SimplyCharlie_) profile picturecɧaɾɭɩҽ ×͜× ໑̣@SimplyCharlie_Jul 15
Hey guys! I really don’t want these tickets to go to waste! I have two extra. If you want to go, but couldn’t get tickets for whatever reason, let me know! I want to give these to a fan.
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Why is my Twitter feed all over the place? Out of chronological order, showing me replies to people I don't follow. And the font is very small now What has happened, how do I fix it???
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Hey guys! I really don’t want these tickets to go to waste! I have two extra. If you want to go, but couldn’t get tickets for whatever reason, let me know! I want to give these to a fan.
cɧaɾɭɩҽ ×͜× ໑̣ (@SimplyCharlie_) profile picturecɧaɾɭɩҽ ×͜× ໑̣@SimplyCharlie_Jun 22
Still have these! Make me an offer! I don’t want them to go to waste.
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@RyanairJul 8
the real Man of the Match
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJul 7
✨🇦🇷 Leo Messi receives another FIFA Man of the Match Award.
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Does anyone have one of these in an xl they are wanting to get rid of? My daughter turns 30 on the 15th. This is her favorite shirt and it was recently stained. I’d love to find her another one that doesn’t cost $100
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YAY
JOE.ie (@JOEdotie) profile pictureJOE.ie
@JOEdotieJul 4
Ireland set for another heatwave as experts say when temps could reach 30C joe.ie/news/heatwave-ireland…
Ireland set for another heatwave as experts say when temps could reach 30C

Ireland set for another heatwave as experts say when temps could reach 30C

Following on from last month's hot weather, Ireland is set for another heatwave, according to weather experts.

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Good morning everyone! Had an influx of orders over the night. I'll be drawing out your World Cup teams shortly. Thanks for the support!
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Queen 👑 Kylie and Madonna, mother of them alllllllll
samantha jones stan account (@marcoslabrador_) profile picturesamantha jones stan account@marcoslabrador_May 20
They sang I Will Survive like it was just another iconic moment, but Madonna had just survived a near-fatal infection, and Kylie had quietly overcome a second cancer relapse. We were watching survival in real time and didn’t even know.
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For the love of whiskey soaked fuck muffins, do not do this.
Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) profile pictureGizmodo
@GizmodoMay 16
ChatGPT Can Now Connect to Your Bank Account and See All Your Transactions gizmodo.com/chatgpt-can-now-…
ChatGPT Can Now Connect to Your Bank Account and See All Your Transactions

ChatGPT Can Now Connect to Your Bank Account and See All Your Transactions

OpenAI unveiled a new feature on Friday that will allow users to share detailed financial information with the chatbot.

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Joining An Garda Síochána will change your life, and the lives of others. Being a Garda is a tough job. But it is a job worth doing. Interested candidates have just over three weeks to apply - until 3 June 2026. #ItsAJobWorthDoing
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