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Kent based comedian and lover of bread.

Joined March 2018
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FRINGE TODAY: 15:15 @SullySomething's Guide to NZ (pwyw) 16:30 @dan_fardell: Don't Look Back (free) 17:45 @robinjaymorgan (pwyw) 19:00 @Ontheedgecomedy (£7) 20:15 @DarrenWalshPuns New Jokes (pwyw) 21:30 @AaronTwitchen: Himbo (pwyw) 22:45 @captbreadbeard's Alt Comedy Night (£10)
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Listen back to @TheBrumHourShow on @BrumRadio @DavidWMassey chats to Dave Watt of @captbreadbeard coming to @BlueOrangeThtr and @elle_lawson chats to creatives behind The Gift at @BelgradeTheatre with @eclipsetcl directed by @DawnDirect mixcloud.com/BrumRadio/brumh… #BrumHour
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@captbreadbeard is sailing into the @BlueOrangeThtr this January for a hillarious wade through bread based puns, the bready-brilliant absurd sketch comedy show about a sailor with a beard made of bread. we’re even offering prosecco for just £5 per glass!
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Captain Breadbeard retweeted
🎟️On Sale! @captbreadbeard's Bready Brilliant Comedy Cookbook is a surreal 2-handed comedy sketch show about a sailor with a beard made of bread and his sidekick, Davy Scones. Fast-paced, pun-tastic and bready-brilliant... 🍞 ow.ly/likd50xBbjr 🍞
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Captain Breadbeard retweeted
🚨 TICKETS ON SALE 🚨 Tickets are now available for @captbreadbeard's fantastic "Captain Breadbeard's Bready Brilliant Cookbook" at the @BlueOrangeThtr! Tickets from only £10! Follow bit.ly/35fSisk for more information. #Tickets #OnSale #Birmingham @WhatsOnBrum
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Captain Breadbeard retweeted
#Preview Captain Breadbeard’s Bready Brilliant Comedy Cookbook at Camden People's theatre is a surreal 2-handed comedy sketch show. Fast-paced, pun-tastic, family-friendly, bready-brilliant absurd comedy show performed by two family members @captbreadbeard bit.ly/2PIiDvo
Captain Breadbeard retweeted
Did everyone just spot Jeremy Corbyn shutting his wife in the porch when he left his house this morning?
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Captain Breadbeard retweeted
Bread-based puns and tomfoolery from @captbreadbeard now at #fringecity
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Just how many bread puns can you fit into one slice of #BrightonBites...? Find out with Captain Breadbeard and his Bready Brilliant Comedy Cookbook bit.ly/2ZQUCDy #BrightonFringe #Risetothechallenge
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Captain Breadbeard retweeted
My daughter had a meltdown because we didn’t have any bagels For lunch. Crisis averted.
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