Captain Breadbeard

We're back baby! Come join us for a fantastic evening of alternative comedy at @The_CosyClub Canterbury, Tuesday 5th August. Tickets here: jokepit.com/e/40322 #canterbury #comedy #standup #alternativecomedy #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #standupcomedy #livecomedy

We've got a super line-up for Tuesday's show. Check it out! 📅 Tues 4 Nov - 7:30pm 📍 Cosy Club, Canterbury 🎟 £10 - ticketsource.co.uk/captain-b… #canterbury #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #standupcomedy #musicalcomedy #supportlivecomedy #livecomedy #standup #comedyclub

It has emerged that a group of Italian smugglers are responsible for the UK budgie deficit this year. Rachel Reeves is hopeful for a speedo recovery, but so far it’s just fallen shorts.

I’ve recently opened my own french boulangerie. It’s called “Welcome to the house of pain”

We’ve got a fantastic lineup for you on Tuesday! Plus see who wins our “Not The funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025” award 🏆 Tickets: jokepit.com/comedy-in/canter… @PromoteComedy @The_CosyClub #canterbury #whatson #cosyclub #livecomedy #supportlivecomedy #oneliners #jokes

May also contain gluten 😉 If you find yourself in Folkestone next week, come join for a free fun evening.

The problem with Dutch planes is, they never land.

Come join us for Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night, Tuesday 5th August @The_CosyClub Canterbury! Tickets here: ihttps://www.jokepit.com/e/40322 @PromoteComedy #canterbury #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #livecomedy #alternativecomedy #standupcomedy

My wife and I bought our dads a hot air balloon experience, then watched as they flew father and father away.

Pronouns are hard to bear. Most of them can’t even speak.

Once kitten, twice fly, three times a lady. Reincarnation roulette.

I saw a pelican and a puffing crossing the road, and I thought, toucan play at that game.

You get to choose who you vote for today. All I’m gonna say is, there definitely something fishy about that Sushi Sunak fella…. #Elections2024

Spaghetti hoops are just the Os from Alphabetti Spaghetti.

I’ve been planting bulbs this week. Made light work of it. Smashing results.

5k to couch. Everyday, just run a little bit less. If you complete it, then next is one called couch to potato.

BBQ pork. Ribs for your pleasure.

There’s something fishy about that Sushi Sunak guy. Salmon had to say it.

My friends and I have a long running joke. Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Eliud Kipchoge walk into a bar.

Saturday! Saturday! Tickets here: ticketsource.co.uk/captain-b… You know what to do 😎 #Canterbury #Comedy #Whatson #Standup #StandupComedy #supportlocal #supportlivecomedy