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Pauline Shypula

@cellularfunk

• Babushka Chic • Anachronistic Aesthetics • Pseudo-Intellectual Free Loader •

 Indianapolis, IN
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Joined September 2011
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Natalie Wynn
@ContraPointsApr 5
OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL
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Sam B Griswold@samgrizzyApr 5
According to my wife’s reaction, “I’m gonna get all up in there and find those eggs” was not a great Easter pick up line.
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Sam B Griswold@samgrizzy19 Aug 2025
If you think the idea of a water sommelier is ridiculous then send me a video of yourself drinking a room temperature Dasani.
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Sam B Griswold@samgrizzy10 Aug 2024
Doesn’t say it’ll get you wrecked ANYWHERE on the box
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Bro, you want this pamphlet? "Brochure."
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Sam B Griswold@samgrizzy21 Nov 2020
Everyone is hesitant about the vaccines and I just want all of them shot into my arms so I can become Covidman.
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden12 Aug 2017
There is only one side. #charlottesville
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt9 Nov 2016
What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight
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Carrie Fisher
@carrieffisher29 Dec 2015
My body is my brain bag, it hauls me around to those places & in front of faces where theres something to say or see – at Los Angeles, CA
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Carrie Fisher
@carrieffisher30 Dec 2015
Youth&BeautyR/NOT ACCOMPLISHMENTS,theyre theTEMPORARY happy/BiProducts/of Time&/or DNA/Dont Hold yourBreath4either/ifUmust holdAir/takeGarys
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Carrie Fisher
@carrieffisher29 Dec 2015
Please stop debating about whetherOR not👁aged well.unfortunately it hurts all3 of my BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us👌🏼 – at Los Angeles, CA
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Not Your Mother's Girls Night Out is at @Flat12Bierwerks on Friday! @KristenToomey headlines. Tickets on @eventbrite
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Living the life. teapawt.org/GQMagazine/status/6340…
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IndyStar
@indystar11 Apr 2015
The state’s first two same-sex wedding expos are headed to the Indy area. indy.st/1aiXg9N
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Big Jim Leugers@bigjimleugers6 Apr 2015
Tomorrow! @https://www.facebook.com/events/962577250443374/ @lazersaurus @Mpiddy @samgrizzy @StephenVincentG @cellularfunk @isaaclandfert
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Big Pretty@Bigprettypod9 Feb 2015
Replying to @FakeAuthors
@FakeAuthors @whiterabbitcab w/ @isaaclandfert @cellularfunk @samgrizzy @HShadowheart @TysonCoxxx @lazersaurus bigprettypod.libsyn.com/an-e…
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Oskay the Jeff@JeffOskay1 Feb 2015
Hoping to see Brady's ego get deflated tonight.
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NBC Entertainment
@nbc2 Feb 2015
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Bill Nye
@BillNye2 Feb 2015
Ad for @Always:: half of humans are girls or women-- half our scientists & engineers could be, too. – at Manhattan, NY
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Nick Offerman
@Nick_Offerman16 Nov 2014
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