Author, below average goalkeeper, Autistic/PDA which is a pain
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Joined November 2012
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My debut book Emancipation For Goalposts, which explores the role of football within Yugoslavia and the countries that came after it is out now for £9.99 via @OckleyBooks. Order it here ⬇️
ockleybooks.co.uk/shop/emanc…
BREAKING: I will only agree to my new job if I get the following things:
A jet pack attached to my office chair
A trillion pound a month salary
A ln endless supply of chocolate biscuits
🚨 BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has informed the Manchester United board that he will only accept the manager’s job if they agree to sign the following players:
– BELLINGHAM.
– PEDRI.
– VINICIUS JR… View more
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Reading the thousands of tributes to my beloved husband Danny Kelly has brought light into the darkest day. His family and I are profoundly grateful for each one. He was just remarkable, and I was the luckiest woman to have had him for so long ♥️
We are heartbroken to share that our much-loved friend and colleague Danny Kelly has died, aged 69.
A cherished part of talkSPORT for so many years, Danny brought extraordinary wit, warmth and knowledge to our airwaves. His passion for football, music and life was infectious, and his kindness touched everyone around him.
“I love football, Stan. I love it.”
We loved you, Danny. We’ll miss you dearly.
Our thoughts are with Danny’s family, friends and everyone who loved listening to him.
This is the archive from Danny Baker’s Internet Treehouse featuring the great Danny Kelly. It’s an archive of all their classic phone calls and letters to their show. It’s just fabulous and a great tribute to one half of the duo internettreehouse.co.uk/foot…
This is awful news. I spent a lot of my teenage years listening to Danny’s Baker & Kelly on the radio. From wooden bow ties to policemen being taken hostage in the Outback and forced to play football, they were incredible
Under The Moon was groundbreaking too ❤️
My great friend, supreme broadcaster and funniest man I ever knew, Danny Kelly, died yesterday afternoon.
I cannot believe I will never hear his voice again.
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Wait till Nick Hancock hears about Jason Lee and Baddiel’s cot death joke as well 😬
As far as I can tell David Baddiel is a thoroughly decent individual, good husband and fine father but I may be wrong as I have only known him for forty odd years. @Baddiel
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"Ah, these (government policies) are a godsend. Horseplay's down 40%. Youthful exuberance has been cut in half. High spirits are at an all-time low."
"They've even begun blinking in unison!"
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Men are class.
Not sure what @YorkshireWater’s procedure is for repairing a manhole, but I’m struggling to see where the knee slide fits into it 😂😂
The replies - it’s 2026 and people are still throwing themselves in front of bullets for Gervais
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BREAKING NEWS : UK set to ban the calculator app for under-16s to prevent paedophiles disguising themselves as numbers and luring children to them
Charlie from Fin vs History, is that you??
As a child I used to clean up after a shit not by wiping but by hopping onto the sink, ass hanging over the rim, and washing it. I don't remember how old I was when I stopped, only that I was already heavy enough to cause the sink to partially come off the wall.
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