@chanceposts

I like my puns intended

 Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2020
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Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming
FactPost
@factpostnewsJul 28
Texas police searched 83,000 Flock cameras nationwide to track down a woman who got an abortion.
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Jonathan Fine@jonathanbfineJul 24
sometimes you can tell from a person’s underlining in a used book that they aren’t going to make it
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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chance@chancepostsJun 23
[Minions on trial at Nuremberg] bello uhh just following orders bido
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Anita Mahn@jes_dllJul 9
Opening myself up to the possibility of hurt & disappointment in the pursuit of connection
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I am a single issue voter anymore. If you support Israel in literally any way shape or form I will not vote for you. I do not care about literally anything else anymore. How can anyone see this and ignore it.
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Buck@Buck36043BuckMay 25
For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot
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Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.
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M.E 👻@EmmysMay 17
There are so many worlds we don’t even know about
Interesting things
@awkwardgoogleMay 17
A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker
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h@jamtoastaurchaiMay 12
People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me
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mr. joshua
@pantsMay 11
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(trying to sell a friend on an album I like) this one's great, it's like lying on the floor and getting kicked in the stomach the whole time
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Paying installments on 2K to see someone named like a Penn State linebacker is crazy
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@tatemclisaApr 19
i’m almost done paying off my tate mcrae ticket
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how it feels
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ʚɞ@_fitfairyApr 13
this is how it feels to walk across the room of the gym after being on the treadmill for over an hour
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[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”
Leading Report
@LeadingReportApr 12
Fox News’ Sean Hannity wonders if Pope Leo XIV has “even read the Bible” in response to his anti-conflict stance. “Has he ever heard of David and Goliath?”
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@the_P_GodApr 5
I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.
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There are no words.
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Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We’re fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.
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I need to see his obituary
🕷️@dafucboiMar 26
gun to your head name a reason to live
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