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twitter should just switch to 70 characters so people can shut the fuc

communion chips bout to be lumpia wrappers if this filipino guy becomes pope 🇵🇭

remembering that girl who superglued her toes and called herself Ariel

is it J Dilla like quesadilla or pickle dill-uh.

i hate liars man somebody said it's raining cats n dogs so i run outside all excited n shit n it's literally just water smh

is it the reebok or the nike

"The Rock" or "The Wayne Johnson" or whatever just sounds bland without "The"

this weather with the windows down on the way to get gimbap while alice in chains blaring in the background is gonna get me pregnant im tellin u right now

they have this thing in ATL called "404 Day" and it's not even on the 30th of February??

every bar should have this shit. or i should start carrying this shit in my purse or something when i go out because i am obsessed.

someone said "scramble the words in funeral, it's real fun" so i did, but it was actually kind of boring...

why do girls get their nails done if theyre going to just hit us and break it anyway

i can tell i grew up because instead of using telegram to get MDMA, i now only use it to get in contact with MDs and MAs. (sometimes RNs)

infiniti owners are basically nissan peeps with higher credit score 😐

sometimes i feel like i'd be really good at being a dad, but what i'm actually really good at is pulling out

sigur ros is probably sunn 0))) for kids who cry as a hobby

babies are basically just real-life tamagotchi if u drop it, it might break and not work anymore

my goal next year is to lower my screen time. i really just gotta stop holding my phone up high, i just know it looks ridiculous.