Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | Želim Mir | Fighter 🇧🇦🇲🇺🇨🇭 dxbmma on Insta/Tiktok
Travnik, Bosnia & Herzegovina
Joined November 2017
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People who use Halloween costumes as a chance to look sexy and get on the pull are the biggest melts ever.
I’m gonna pull up dressed a lore accurate 1980’s British soldier and talk about how the Falkland’s are ours.
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I’m really confused how this blew up, I was just shitposting
People complain the young people don’t go out anymore but the price of a night out these days is stupid:
4 beers at the pub: £22
Entry to the club: £10
3 bags of cocaine: £90
2 shots in the club: £5
Kebab: £9
Taxi home: £15
5am 3 hour long babestation call: £30
It’s a joke!
My Ljiljani fight shorts were custom made but I’ve had hella guys ask where they can buy a pair- lowkey tempted to design my own 🤣
Think you’ll find it a lot cheaper next time if you just open your front door and start running
Running is supposed to be one of the cheapest sports in the world.
Anyway, I decided to calculate how much it cost me to run the Chicago Marathon.
Including the full retail value of EVERYTHING I was wearing on race day.
RACE DAY GEAR
Garmin watch: $1,199.99
Oakley Meta Vanguards: $499
SOAR racing singlet: $295
ASICS racing shoes: $269.99
Bandit half tights: $125
Handheld bottle: $30
Running socks: $18
RACE DAY FUELING
7 SiS gels: $18.69
Maurten Bicarb: $17.50
2 LMNT packets: $3
Electrolyte drink mix: $2
RACE WEEKEND
Flights for 2: $1,593.60
Airbnb (3 nights): $970.25
Marathon entry: $266
Race insurance: $42.56
Uber/Lyft: $195.45
Public transit: $7.50
3-day carb load (estimated): $100
MarathonFoto: $94.95
TOTAL OF EVERYTHING LISTED: $5,748.48
You can judge me for the $1,200 watch, but I’ll defend the $94.95 race photos every single time.
Running is free, though.
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“F*** me, if she was my daughter, it would still be bath night on a Thursday… Time for your bath… I’ll wash you properly this time.”
Any female Reform UK supporter who glosses over this needs their head read.
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My serbian neighbour is so poor he walks down the street with just one shoe on.
And if someone asks him if he lost a shoe he says no I found one.
Niggas who got a porn addiction but are in a relationship baffle me. Go stick yo dick in your girl and stop gooning to Israeli Psyops