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Michigan
Joined April 2023
Looks strange, but it likely offers great possibilities for flying in confined spaces.
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this is really good journalism lol
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Can you not post pictures of me without permission next time
Mysterious 'humanoid predator' lurking near US border could be from another dimension, UFO investigator claims trib.al/n7kZ6Rn
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Jaime Maussan claims of a mysterious 'humanoid predator' near Juárez lack any official confirmation; local authorities report no incidents or attacks. Maussan has promoted prior hoaxes including debunked 'alien' mummies assembled from bones and glue. laopcion.com.mx/juarez/descart… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Mau… elpasotimes.com/story/news/loc… dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar…
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listening to beautiful dark twisted fantasy. damn, I forgot just how good this album is. thank you @kanyewest.
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This is what every coding job is like right now
JUST IN: Portland considers requiring a paid human “safety operator” inside every driverless robotaxi to protect jobs.
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Imagine being a guy actually named Claude in 2026
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Telling my wife im “preparing for a catastrophic incident” right before I beat the shit out of her
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI & Anthropic execs prepping for “catastrophic” AI incident that could impact the trajectory of humanity.
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The circumcision mission is one of the most critical events in the game’s storyline
New GTA 6 footage leaked by Cyberleek reveals that Jason is uncircumcised.
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He saw the howlingmutant backlash
🚫 @elonmusk is no longer following @shivon Still followed by: @miramurati, @karpathy, @kimbal, @turkeybeaver, @drfeifei & 52 more $TSLA $SPCX (🤖🧩: am i missing something?)
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Man attempts to convert egirl into tradwife:
Forcing rabbit 🐰 to feed kids
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Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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High in the frozen Qinling Mountains, a young golden snub-nosed monkey watches quietly from its perch. 📷 Tim Laman ( @TimLamanPhoto )
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Just got the iphone duo and my dick is stuck between the screens within 5 minutes
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Xbox CEO Asha Sharma personally responds to customer support tickets She spends "a few hours each month" doing it, she told WSJ
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Shaving my balls before a job interview just in case
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“Kill your local cinephile” shirt
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Your car should self destruct if it’s worth $75,000+ and you’re driving less than 10mph above the speed limit. I’m making an assumption when I choose to get behind a Mercedes at a stop light. I’m using my lived experience to choose this lane instead of the one with the Subaru. I’m employing deductive reasoning in order to maximize the efficiency of my travel. So when you are slow to accelerate upon the light turning green and then you also do not even achieve the 45mph speed limit within 30 seconds you’ve done something completely unforgivable. When you do that you’ve made a direct threat on my life. You’ve upset the natural order. A cheetah does not tiptoe to its destination. And you’re driving 39 in a 50 in an M3? You’re lucky I don’t run you off the road. You’re lucky my car has a government installed killswitch and infrared facial recognition camera pointed at the drivers seat. You aren’t safe anymore
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