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Joined April 2020
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idk how to explain this, but December is 12, February is 2, August is 8, September is 9, October is 10, November is 11, March is 3, June is 6, May is 5, April is 4, July is 7, and January is 1.
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Replying to @abdicatingform
When i first saw a piece of a2 i felt like i had met a celebrity
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Ur blatantly just not me nan
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fuck the sparkling water community
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Me on letterboxd
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fic writers PLEASE use the multiple other words for ‘says’ oh my god
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Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes
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like even HER SWEETHEART NICKNAME!!!!!! IT WASNT HERS ANYMORE SUZANNE TOOK IT AND GAVE IT TO ANOTHER CHARACTER FIRST WHAT THE HELL WAS THE NEED TO DISRESPECT THEIR CHARACTERS THIS WAY?
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"When she gives Haymitch the flint striker, she is literally giving him the spark, which will ultimately light the flame that is a revolution. There’s no Katniss without Lenore Dove." — Nina Jacobson, producer of ‘The Hunger Games’ franchise
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cuando era chica siempre queria hacer slime pero nunca tenia borax ahora trabajo en un laboratorio en el q hay 1 kg de borax q ni se usa y podria llevarme un poco para hacer un poco de slime pero no lo hago la vida es muy injusta
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cuando tuve q desintalarme el sudoku y el solitario pq me obsesione tanto q empecé a ver cartas y números por todos lados
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Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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the only time straight men wanna dismantle the patriarchy is when the topic is them paying for dates and taking out the trash LMFAOO
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i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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striking while the iron’s hot, I see
two word horror story: skibidi toilet
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The Dan Hentschelification of comedy.
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russian drake: you used to Call me on my Telegram channel #regionaldifferences #beautifulworld
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God it’s me from Twitter can I please have some money or anything
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