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Chunk Handler

@chunkhandler

I'm @chelseahandler's dog.

Joined April 2010
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Sending our thoughts to @chelseahandler following the loss of her beloved @chunkhandler. We loved having him as a scout for last year's Puppy Bowl. You'll be missed, pup. ❤️❤️❤️
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This guy passed away today. Although he didn’t enjoy many humans, he loved his mother more than a brand new tennis ball. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.
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Shut up. teapawt.org/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump8 Dec 2017
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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I was evacuated from my Bel Air home and forced to go to work with my mom this morning. From one fire to another.
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I took a shadoobie in my mom’s bed. That’s what happens when you stand me up at SoulCycle.
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That’s the pot calling the kettle orange. teapawt.org/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump29 Nov 2017
Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!
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Then stop screening my calls. teapawt.org/chelseahandler/status/…
Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) profile pictureChelsea Handler
@chelseahandler23 Nov 2017
On this Thanksgiving, I am grateful to all the people who are still talking to me. 🦃🦃🦃
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for my mother staying home and working on our very strained relationship. Oh, wait...
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I am already deeply in service, but let's please find him his own Chunk. csindy.com/TheWire/archives/…
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Jeff Sessions says people are lying about him lying. Two wrongs don't make a right, dipshit.
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Frankly, I wouldn’t even eat @realDonaldTrump’s scraps from under a table.
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Twitter has 280 characters now. Just what my mother needs.
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I’ve given up hope our president will ever exude any human decency. If you need me, I’ll be watching Dancing With the Stars.
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I wish we didn't live in such a violent country. Can't people love people the way you love dogs?
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I wanted to go trick or treating, but Mom decided it would be more fun to take Lunesta.
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Replying to @chunkhandler @Stranger_Things @noah_schnapp
Also, give my warmest regards to Spaghetti.
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I just binge watched @Stranger_Things. You think the Upside Down is bad, @noah_schnapp? Try living my mother.
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When did Sarah Huckabee Sanders lose Huckabee from her name? Did her dad smother it in gravy and gobble it up?
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A love fest? Sounds more like a circle jerk. teapawt.org/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump25 Oct 2017
The meeting with Republican Senators yesterday, outside of Flake and Corker, was a love fest with standing ovations and great ideas for USA!
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I’m a prisoner in my own home.
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