Chunk Handler

This guy passed away today. Although he didn’t enjoy many humans, he loved his mother more than a brand new tennis ball. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

I was evacuated from my Bel Air home and forced to go to work with my mom this morning. From one fire to another.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for my mother staying home and working on our very strained relationship. Oh, wait...

I wanted to go trick or treating, but Mom decided it would be more fun to take Lunesta.

When did Sarah Huckabee Sanders lose Huckabee from her name? Did her dad smother it in gravy and gobble it up?

I’m a prisoner in my own home.

Somebody got some new kicks.

Mom isn't even here, yet a "guest" staying at our shared home took her car 3 days ago & hasn't returned. Once again, I'm late for crossfit.

I thought retirement would open doors to new opportunities. It hasn't even opened a doggie door.

My mom asked me to proofread a speech for her. This is what she sent me.