Literary agent @AevitasUK. ‘More jitter than woman.’ Opinions mine, no query DMs etc. Rarely here — find me on instagram.

Joined January 2009
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"Olivia Rodrigo realized you can just… do something" "Optimism can be activism" news.pollstar.com/2026/09/09…
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i did not expect this response!!! since people are asking, here's the poem, which is all one stanza YALL ARE SO NICE THANK YOU
a nice email I got today was from a high school teacher asking if the page break of a poem of mine published in a lit mag was also a stanza break since it worked so well; he's teaching it to his classes this week and wanted to be sure
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hacks season 5 aka the most emmy nominated season of a comedy series
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Sure, now permenantly ban new oil drilling.
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has temporarily banned the sale of disposable BBQs amid the extreme UK heat
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We have trains derailing because tracks are buckling in the heat, homes on fire, water is running out, crop yields and feed for animals are struggling and there is no rain in the forecast. The climate is a full blown emergency and we need the government to lead on it
BREAKING: Multiple homes are on fire in Stourbridge in the West Midlands. Around 60 firefighters are tackling the grass fire near a golf course. Live updates: trib.al/4MiurI8 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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*taps the sign* Please watch this @imPatrickT video. He explains it so well that I really have nothing to add.
I would actually love to hear a cinematographer explain why so many movies look like this now? It’s not just marvel, even comedies that are shot on location constantly have this out of focus background that makes everyone look like they’re standing in front of a green screen
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Somebody sedate me?!
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born out of our perennial indignity at having to endure the uk's rental market, channel 4 let us make a film about the housing crisis, which is now available to stream on their platform (fka 4OD) and youtube! youtube.com/watch?v=wFvFi0ur…
‘How To Trick Your Way Onto The Property Ladder’ is out on @Channel4 on Monday at 10pm. It’s a batshit film set in the world of daytime property shows but confronting the realities of how shite it is for a generation. Made with the amazing @tristandross thetimes.com/life-style/prop…
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We grew up watching hand drawn Disney and now it's gone. We don't talk about this enough. Every frame of this video was painted by hand, by a human being. Every single one... To put that into perspective: to make Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Disney employed around 750 artists for three years, and they produced nearly two million individual paintings. More than 700 of the backgrounds were painted in watercolour. Over 150 people worked in a single department whose only job was to ink and paint the transparent sheets, called cels, that the characters were drawn on. It all ended within our lifetime. According to the Smithsonian, The Little Mermaid, released in 1989, was the last Disney feature made with the hand-painted cel method. The very next film, one year later, went digital. And something was lost in that transition. In every frame of the old films, a human hand physically touched the surface. A person sat at a desk, held a brush, and made a decision. Two million small decisions, made by hundreds of people, most of whose names we will never know. But the deepest difference is that the old animators knew they were making a cartoon. They did not try to copy the world. They stretched it, exaggerated it, bent it out of shape, because they understood something we seem to have forgotten: a drawing that imitates life exactly feels dead. Walt Disney even had a name for this: he called it the plausible impossible. Today, everything chases realism. And somehow, the more real it looks, the less alive it feels... I started my newsletter because the past is full of beauty, and fewer and fewer people take the time to show it to us anymore. Every week I try to. If that is something you'd like to be part of, you can join through the link in my bio, and if you'd like to support my work, a paid subscription is what makes it possible. Thanks for reading.
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you’re my friend and to some extent my wife
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The UK is literally winding down one of its few world-leading sectors for no reason whatsoever.
The Department for Education has confirmed that universities will receive £50.9 million less in teaching grants next academic year. Bridget Phillipson, the education minister has defended the reduction in light of tuition fee rises. [link in comments]
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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Were he to win the by-election, I think Binface would be the first Count in the House of Commons since Count Edward Raczyński (Conservative MP for South Cambridgeshire 1997-2010)? However, by convention MPs may not address the House wearing a hat: a constitutional crisis awaits.
🚨 NEW: Count Binface says he will stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election
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Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house. Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it. Leave him to me.
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I am frequently asked, “How did you learn to write/think/speak about movies? What makes good criticism?” Here is my best answer:
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All this in just 4 years. Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough
🚨: Erin Brockovich launches a map tracking AI data centers, and she's asking Americans for help
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He really was right on time, wasn’t he
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“A monument that requires a community to maintain it is also a monument that continuously creates one.”
For more than 3,000 years, communities in Oxfordshire, England have climbed a hill to chalk the White Horse of Uffington.  Without their work with hammers and buckets of chalk, this larger-than-life figure would disappear into the grass within 20 years. Archaeologists suspect this may have been by design: a monument that requires a community to maintain it is also a monument that continuously creates one.  The horse has outlasted empires thanks to community and multigenerational dedication. It is an argument that some of the most durable things we can build are the habits of showing up. Ahmed Kabil shares the full story on Long Now Ideas: na2.hubs.ly/H068tS00
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1. you’re going to hell for killing monica off 2. can’t wait to see rupert campbell black generational crash out over taggie and bas
This season? Far from over. 👀 Here's what's still to come on Rivals. Rivals returns November on Disney+.
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